#2692 BOOTS (Mon, 2006 Nov 6)

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           \.-'  \      I TITLE THIS ONE "F ME BOOTS" BECAUSE       
            \ .-' |      *F ME* I SURE WOULD LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE   
             `\.-'|       SEX WITH A WOMAN SOMETIME IN MY LIFE      
               \-' \_      BEFORE I DIE AND SINCE ALL THE REAL ONES 
                \-' /\      KEEP SAYING NO I'M PRETTY SURE AN ASCII 
                 |  |\\      WOMAN CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL SO HERE
                 |  | \/      I AM DRAWING ASCII ART WOMEN AND THEN 
                /  / \         BEATING OFF TO THEM AND THEN POSTING 
                \/' ./          THEM FOR EVERYONE TO SEE            
                 \_/             JIZZ STAINS AND ALL