#2677 THE VAMPIRE POEM (Sun, 2006 Oct 22)

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            /,/,/,/\\\ __            HEY LOOK AT MY FAT STUPID FACE
          /,/,/,/,,\\`\ Y#b.         I'M A VAMPIRE                 
         /,/,       \\\\D###D.       I LIKE TO PROGRAM IN HTML     
       d#\_/ <O> <O> \_/\####D       I'M A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR    
      d##\/,   | |    /,/####P       I'M ALSO A WRITER             
     d###\,   (. .)  ,_/####P        I COULD STUFF MY MOUTH ALL DAY
    d######\  ,v"v.  ,#####P         LET'S GO GET COFFEE           
   d########\ \"""/ / ###P"          I SURE LIKE ART               
    d########\_____/ \##P            I STUDY LAW ENFORCEMENT       
#b   T########\      /##b            I'VE SEEN THE CROW TEN TIMES  
###b__)########`---=/###########b    PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME         
############ ||    /#############b   HOLY NUTS I'M A COMPLETE TOOL 
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