#2552 STRIPPER ADVICE (Mon, 2006 Jun 19)

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       /`HHHHHHb    TO ALL STRIPPERS EVERYWHERE: FAST AND      
       > `dHHHHH     ERRATIC MOVEMENTS ARE DISTRACTING OR      
      /  dHHHHHHb     CONFUSING AND NOT SEXY                   
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     .-""FHHHHHHH   ALSO IF YOU COULD MANAGE TO PRETEND FOR    
     |   JHHHHHHH    A MOMENT THAT YOU'RE MOVING WITH THE      
     J    FHHHHHHb    RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC THAT'S A PLUS        
    + \   JHHHHHHH     (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU CHRISTINA MODEL)
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  `. ;  \   \HHHHF "+   IN ADDITION A GRIMACE LIKE YOU'RE BEING
    `|  _>   \HHF+_  \   ELECTROCUTED IS ALSO NOT ACCEPTABLE   
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    J+"   .': F   |  j  LOOK LADY MAKE PRETEND YOU'RE ENJOYING 
  _+"  _+'  : +_  |  F   IT OR AT LEAST NOT HOPPED UP ON CRANK 
 %" .-'       . =.F j     FOR TEN SECONDS HERE                 
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|  (`-.......___+___L   IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS JOB YOU SHOULD 
 ```='"""""==_  "_.--'   HAVE GOTTEN AN EDUCATION              
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