#2502 SHORT PANTS (Sun, 2006 Apr 30)

 (\-/)            JUST BECAUSE THEY WEAR SHORT PANTS DOESN'T   
(:O O:)           AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM GAY FAGS             
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  | |\o \         CASE IN POINT: THE MAILMAN IS NOT A FAG AND  
  (:) \ o\        RAIN SLEET NOR SNOW HE WON'T TAKE KINDLY     
       \o \--_    TO BEING FONDLED AT GUNPOINT                 
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       (  O       I KNOW IT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE BUT STILL MMMMM