#2076 ANY RESEMBLANCE TO HARLAN ELLISON IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (Mon, 2005 Feb 28)

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I CALL IT SPECULATIVE FICTION !!!!!!!! I'M A FUTURIST !!!!!!!
                                                             
ALSO GETTING INTO FIST FIGHTS BECAUSE I'M SHORT              
AND SUING JAMES CAMERON BECAUSE I'M PETTY