#2004 NETHACK FOR RETARDS (Sat, 2004 Dec 18)

+--------------------------------------------------------+ AND SO THE     
|      ^^^^^^^^^^^^                                      | Q ATE THE      
| ^^^^^^^^^^^            ^^^^^^^^^                       | BEE AND MOST   
|                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | OF THE CARROTS 
|        ^^^^^^^         Q       ^^^^^^^^^               | (YOU KNOW WHAT 
|  ^^^^^^^^^          ^^^            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | Q STANDS FOR IF
+--------------------------------------------------------+ NOT LOOK IT UP)