#1976 RAPE KIT CHECKLIST (Sat, 2004 Nov 20)

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       |\-=-/|       CONTENTS OF RAPE KIT: ROPE; PILLOWCASE; CANDY BAR; 
    /| |O _ O| |\      DUCT TAPE; RICHARD NIXON MASK; MATCHES; AIR HORN;
  /' \ \_^-^_/ / `\     SAFEWAY CLUB CARD; CRACK; CRACK PIPE; CUFFS;    
/'    \-/ ~ \-/    `\    REGULAR PIPE FOR BONKING (CAN BE PIPE-         
|      /\\ //\      |   LIKE INCLUDING REBAR; ***NOTE TO BOOKING        
 \|\|\/-""-""-\/|/|/   AGENTS*** YOU CAN'T SMOKE ROCK W/BONKING PIPE)