#1965 NEWS FLASH (Tue, 2004 Nov 9)

MAYBE I JUST FINALLY TOOK MY OWN                           
LIFE AFTER WASTING ALL THESE                               
YEARS MAKING CRAPPY ASCII ART                              
AND EVEN CRAPPIER JOKES            WHAT DO I CARE I'M STILL
                                  GOING TO FUCK YOUR CORPSE
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