#1857 WHY DISCORDIANS MUST DIE (Sat, 2004 Jul 24)

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  I'M A DISCORDIAN !!!!!!! NO REALLY I'M GOING TO TRY TO CONVINCE 
  YOU THAT I'M COMPLETELY SINCERE IN MY DISCORDIAN BELIEFS BECAUSE
  I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING DIPSHIT                                  
                                                                  
  THE ONLY THING LAMER THAN A STUPID GAG IS TRYING TO CONVINCE    
  PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE GAG WHEN 
  YOU'D HAVE TO BE FUCKING RETARDED FOR THAT TO BE TRUE           
                                                                  
  SO WHICH IS IT ARE YOU A [ ] CUNT OR [ ] RETARDED OR PERHAPS A  
  [ ] RETARDED CUNT (CHECK ONE FUCKFACE)