#1824 THE AMOEBA SPEAKS (Mon, 2004 Jun 21)

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     ,,,,|||||       ||,  IT SUCKS BEING AND AMOEBA BELIEVE YOU ME
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,|||`                 |||,  IF YOU CAN GET THE GIG AS A PARAMECIUM
||`     ....,          `|||   TAKE IT IT'S MUCH BETTER            
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||     :::::::'     ||    ``|||,  SHIT EVEN A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE 
||,     :::::'               `|||   GETS BETTER BENNIES           
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