#1812 RAPE CONTRACT (Wed, 2004 Jun 9)

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           c' )"/      OKAY IF I SIGN THIS RAPE CONTRACT I WANT 
          __>  /_      TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT I'M GOING TO GET   
       .-`_    ._'-.   HARD, FAST, TROUBLE-FREE RAPE            
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       \\._|  (  //    BECAUSE I'VE HAD SOME BAD EXPERIENCE WITH
        '-/)   \(,     RAPE CONTRACTS WHERE I SIGNED ON THE     
           /  ) )      DOTTED LINE (EVEN RIGHT NEXT TO THE X)   
          / .'\ |      AND THE RAPE WAS LACKADAISICAL, SUBDUED, 
         /.'   \|      OR EVEN NONEXISTENT                      
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