#1551 THREE BALLS (Mon, 2003 Sep 22)

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     |___ \     _    / |  _____  |___ /      
       __) |  _| |_  | | |_____|   |_ \      
      / __/  |_   _| | | |_____|  ___) |     
     |_____|   |_|   |_|         |____/      
                                             
I HAVE TWO BALLS (THREE IF YOU COUNT MY DICK)