#1537 LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY (Mon, 2003 Sep 8)

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1. SURROUND ALL OF YOUR S-EXPRESSIONS WITH PAIN OR I WILL MAKE YOU       
   PAY WITH M-EXPRESSIONS                                                
                                                                         
2. I'M GOING TO CONS YOUR TWO BALLS TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE ASS             
                                                                         
3. AFTERWARDS I'LL CAR YOUR FACE AND CDR ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND THEN    
   SEND YOU HOME IN A CAB                                                
                                                                         
4. PROGN YOUR MOTHER AND APPLY YOUR MOUTH TO MY MAPCAR                   
                                                                         
5. OKAY I'M SPENT GET OUT