#1528 IT'S THE ANSWER BEAR II (Sat, 2003 Aug 30)

DEAR ANSWER BEAR                           
                                           
LONG TIME LISTENER FIRST TIME CALLER       
                                           
MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT     
FOR ALMOST SIX MONTHS AND FINALLY TODAY    
HE SAID HE WANTED TO GO "ALL THE WAY"      
AND EVEN THOUGH I'M VERY RELIGIOUS I       
THOUGHT YOU KNOW I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT     
OUT OR THE GUY'S GOING TO GO HIRE SOME     
PROSTITUTES                                
                                           
ANYWAY SO WE PICK A NIGHT AND MUCH TO MY   
SURPRISE I FIND OUT THAT "ALL THE WAY"     
MEANS HORRIBLE FISTING, ANAL, CREAMPIES,   
BUKKAKE, AND MUD FUN FOR SIX HOURS STRAIGHT
                                           
NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M FILTHY, STICKY,        
STRETCHED OUT, AND GLAZED LIKE A FAT HAM   
BUT MY REAL CONCERN IS WHETHER OR NOT I CAN
CHANGE HIM AND MOLD HIM TO MY WILL ??????? 
I KNOW HE HAS A GOOD HEART BUT BOY HE SURE 
LIKES BRINGING ANIMALS INTO THE BEDROOM    
                                           
WHAT SHOULD I DO ????                      
                                           
SIGNED, TWATSIE FROM TULSA                 
                                           
                                           
THE ANSWER BEAR ANSWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
                                           
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