#1524 THE JEW WIZARD (Tue, 2003 Aug 26)

     __   ___  / /   EVERY 26TH OF DECEMBER THE JEW WIZARD COMES 
 ___( (\_( ) )/ /    BY AND STEALS ALL THE GOOD KIDS' PRESENTS   
|\___` \\_\/_/_/\    AND SENDS THEM TO PALESTINE                 
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| ||\__/ '_\ \`_._\  AT LEAST I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
 \|| | | | | |    |  ON HANUKKAH ANYWAY                          
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