#1467 PRINTING ACCIDENT (Mon, 2003 Jun 30)

         \|/        I LOST MY PENIS IN A PRINTING ACCIDENT  
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       / /|\        YOU SEE I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS   
      _L_           PRINTING PORN ON MY EPSON INKJET AND    
    ,"   ".         LONG STORY SHORT I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF
(\ /  O O  \ /)     BASHING MY DICK AND BALLS TO MUSH WITH  
 \|    _    |/      A BALL PEEN HAMMER                      
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   _/.___,\_        SO ANYWAY CAN I HAVE THAT LAST SLICE OF 
  (_/ alf \_)       PIZZA