#1319 ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)

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THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE     
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IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT
DEATH SCORECARD:                                                    
                                                                    
USA: 17                                                             
FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS                                       
CHINA: HUNDREDS                                                     
                                                                    
SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE