#1267 ONLINE GIRLFRIEND (Thu, 2002 Dec 12)

THIS IS YOUR ONLINE GIRLFRIEND SPEAKING            
I'M NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS        
I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE COME TO ME AT THIS POINT        
IN MY LIFE, YOU ARE MY SAVIOR                      
                                                   
I TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU BUT CAN'T         
ACCEPT ANY INCOMING LONG-DISTANCE CALLS DUE        
TO A DISCREPANCY WITH THE PHONE COMPANY            
                                                   
YOU DON'T THINK THAT MAKES SENSE HUH WELL HOW      
ABOUT I HOLD OUT ON THE CYBER FOR 2 WEEKS ?????????
                                                   
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