#1156 JERK PRINCIPLES (Fri, 2002 Aug 23)

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  // \_\    JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER ONE                                 
  |^/^ )      PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT FOR WATCHING IT IS FOR JERKING OFF TO
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 .-'  '-.   JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER TWO                                 
|_____/  |    PLOT IN PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES IS MERELY DISTRACTING       
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\________\  JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER THREE                               
 /  |   |     NO TALKING                                              
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  |    |    JERK PRINCIPLE NUMBER FOUR                                
  |  | |      IF THE PORN MAKES YOU LAUGH OR CONFUSED THEN IT IS BAD  
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 _|__|_|o,o,o,o,                                                      
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