#534 MERCURY (Sat, 2000 Dec 9)

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| ;   _.--/.=`    I AM MERCURY ALSO KNOWN AS HERMES          
| |    '-s, )       I'M THE GAY ONE THAT NOBODY REALLY LIKES 
| \   /`  g/          BUT EVERYBODY PUTS UP WITH BECAUSE OF  
 \ '. L_  /`            CONCERNS OVER DISCRIMINATION LAWSUITS
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    '|  |   .  '.__W     DID I MENTION I CAN POUND DOWN FIVE 
     '-- '-- \-._  $       COCKS IN THREE POINT FOUR SECONDS 
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