104:105) Last of the MoNos
Date: 31-MAR-94  10:32

 You know, even fanatics will back off from a more frightening fanatic.
 Once, while walking in Hollywood with a friend, a bible thumper came up to
 us, and asked, "Have you been saved?"  Do you believe in God?"

 (We had noticed them about a block away, and had been joking about ewhat
 to say if one actually approached us, realize.)
                                   
 Dan stares at the guy with his patented Psycholook and says, "Do I believe
 in God?  You fuck!  I haven't believed in God since the Cubs blew the
 playoffs in '84!  Now get out of my face!"

 The guy, seeing the greatest madness of all, that of a Cub fan, quickly
 went away.
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