414:139) Nick Scheer
Date: 01-APR-94  23:10

 Yesterday, my office pal Alttara and I got into the elevator to go down to
 the lobby for our customary 5:30 pm cigarette break. The elevator was
 pretty crowded, and standing directly across from us were two little girls,
 about 6 or 7 years old. I think they were twins. The first thing that
 caught my eye about them was the fact they were sucking on cone-shaped
 lollipops that tapered away from the stick into sharp-looking points. I
 remember thinking "Gee, those lollipops look kind of dangerous."

 One of the girls took the lollipop out of her mouth, looked up at Alttara
 and sweetly asked "Are you number two?"

 Alttara had never seen the TV show "The Prisoner," so was only mildly
 baffled. I just thought "Oh my God..."

 Then we got to the lobby, and everything was normal again.

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414:140 ) Twang
Date: 01-APR-94  23:21

 ...Until they were set upon by enormous weather balloons.

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414:141 ) Fourway Flytrap
Date: 02-APR-94   0:30
 Nick Scheer---- Oh Oh Oh.... too cool.... did you pinch yourself?
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