427:654) Ace
Date: 04-MAR-94   3:33

 Yellow trains are a government experiment. EVERYONE has seen them,
 but most have been forced to forget by use of ultrasonic subliminal
 messages that have the side effect of making you crave tweed.

 Yellow trains have black stripes so during lapses of mindblock, you
 will think you see giant bees and run for cover.

 Yellow trains disgorge larval MTA employees and postal workers which
 bake against the third rail until they develop a crusty outer skin.

 We are all doomed.

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