427:628) Eric A. Hochman
Date: 01-MAR-94   3:30

 I've got bad news for all of you:  The Yellow trainZ are MULTIPLYING
 and MUTATING...I really did see two of 'em tonight, and these were not
 yer <tm> usual yellow trains.  The first one was only partly yellow; it
 had BROWN STRIPES (no doubt somehow related to shiftless' brown carpet),
 and said "SPERRY RAIL SERVICE" on it.  It looked like one of the weird
 little trains they run in the Boston subway (or the "T" as they call it there
 only older and more decrepit.  The other one had the funny-looking crane
 type object on it (and I STILL don't know what the fuck they do with it),
 plus a brand new, entirely flat car, with nothing on it.

 Now it's true that these trains were going in the opposite direction, and
 did not disturb my ride in any way, but I could feel them saying to me
 "Any time we want you, we'll get you."

 And that's the yellow train report.  Thank you, and good night.
- - - - -
.