550:737) Squid Diablo
Date: 21-JUN-94   2:57

 From usenet:
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 Did you hear about the new drink called "The Simpson"?

 OJ, a couple of slices, and a chaser
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 Order a Bloody Screwdriver the next time you're at a sports bar.

 It's O.J. mixed with bitters, and a sliced tomato.
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 Simpson killed his wife because she refused to have OJ for breakfast.

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 What does OJ stand for?

 Open Jugular
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 I like the first one best
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