427:603) Eric A. Hochman
Date: 23-FEB-94  14:23

 Daniela, the secret is to keep me out late enough...

 Now 601 brings up an interesting question:  WHERE DID ALL THE GRAFFITI GO?
 The trains used to be covered with it, and now you never see ANY.
 Possible explanations:

 1. Somehow, everyone lost interest in writing graffiti.
 2. The NYC police caught all the graffiti writers, tied them to large rocks,
    and threw 'em into the East River.
 3. There are people going around the subway system, getting the graffiti
    off the trains so fast that you never see any.
 4. The subway cars are coated with Teflon, or something else that spray
    paint won't stick to.  People try writing graffiti, watch it slide
    down the subway car wall, and get frustrated when they see that their
    art is now just a puddle on the floor.
 5. The Bermuda Triangle is somehow involved.  When we find Elvis, he'll
    be writing graffiti on missing planes and boats.
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