427:594) Berg Man of Alcatraz
Date: 22-FEB-94  11:45

 The Beatles originally recorded a song titled:

                "Yellow Train."

 ("We all live on a yellow train.  A yellow train.  A yellow train.")

      But one night whilst waiting to "Take the A Train" (like the song),
      John, Paul, George and Ringo, who had just eaten 8 sheets of
      blotter paper <tm The Fall> and were t-t-t-totally wired <tm The
      Fall, again> saw a Yellow Train.

 The train stopped in the station.  And the Nowhere Man got off.  He
 invited the Beatles (John, Paul, George and Ringo) on a Magical MTA Tour.

 So the Beatles took him up on his offer.  And when they got on the train
 they were beaten with large sticks made from Norwegian wood, then dropped
 in the Hudson River after being told, "Mention the Yellow Train, and you
 will find yer<tm>selves in a world of shit from which you'll never escape."

 So they changed the title of the song.
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