104:163) Eric A. Hochman
Date: 24-APR-94  15:18

 It sounds like the yellow train is expanding its operations; that's
 exactly the kind of stuff it's been doing to me for months on the IRT. Also,
 the other day, there were D trains pretending to be F trains. PERVERSION!
 The yellow train has to have something to do with that.

 The real reason the yellow train was after you was that it missed me all
 this week - I wasn't out late on Thursday (very unusual), and last night
 I was out so late that I took a cab home.  It was unsettling that the cab
 was yellow, and the little sign saying it was owned by the Islamic Jihad
 Taxi Company worried me a little more, but it was still safer than the train.

 The yellow train was frustrated and had to get SOMEONE!

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104:164 ) lorenz bc
Date: 24-APR-94  15:38

 Oh dear god, Eric's yellow train psychosis has affected another person.

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104:165 ) Extra T. (formerly almost known as ET)
Date: 24-APR-94  23:16

 does this mean we can declare eric sane?
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104:166 ) Fourway Flytrap
Date: 25-APR-94   1:20
 We are currently looking into the possibility of setting Eric up with a
 storefront where he will tell your fortune based on his interpretations of
 your yellow train sightings.
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104:167 ) Eric A. Hochman
Date: 25-APR-94  13:58

 Someday, I may write a book on Divination of the Future With Yellow Trains.
 Unfortunately, it's a very complex subject - the interpretation of the
 sighting depends on:

 where you saw the train
 the time of day it appeared
 how many cars it had
 what kind they were
 if the train had any flat cars, what (if anything) was on them.
 did the train stop?
 did anyone on the train talk to you, trade comics, or attempt an abduction?

 And that's just the easy, obvious stuff!
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