Posts by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #AjBye44MQOfslX7toG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmPfaguZEyJK3sBiHA by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:1. Liking a post does not affect its visibility. Instead, use the like button to let a user know that you find them to be irresistibly attractive and would like to become their internet soulmate.2. Instead of saying orthodontist on here, we say mastodontist. This is important to know.3. Tell us about yourself! Write either "pro-cannibalism" or "anti-caniballism" in your bio to avoid simple misunderstandings.
       
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       Friends, I need your help. I know that Instagram isn't the most popular platform on here, but I recently discovered that I need 10,000 Instagram followers before Meta will start paying me to post all the silly stuff I post on Threads. I am currently 2,347 followers away from that goal.So to be blunt, if you have an Instagram account and are willing to follow me on there, it would mean the world to me. Here is a link that I hope you will find to be most clickable:https://www.instagram.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AmPfaiRvWQaapcnrua by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Thank you to everyone who followed me on Instagram. If we ever meet in person I will compliment you on that thing you're insecure about. I hope it will make your day.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmqfdVzizwJ3OCTc9Y by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Friends, I need your help. I know that Instagram isn't the most popular platform on here, but I recently discovered that I need 10,000 Instagram followers before Meta will start paying me to post all the silly stuff I post on Threads. I am currently 1,347 followers away from that goal.So to be blunt, if you have an Instagram account and are willing to follow me on there, it would mean the world to me. Here is a link that I hope you will find to be most clickable:https://www.instagram.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AnJfYQlwcabHKSRcoa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone praised Hitler you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ay97Ew3JyZmFGBtPG4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       I've seen a lot of religious debate on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for these Disappointed Jesus pins. I've never read the Bible, and I'm 99.9% sure that most people who quote Jesus haven't either.https://collabs.shop/bbd78s
       
 (DIR) Post #Ay97ExfzwGJEIQzoBM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       If Jesus sees everything, that means he has to spend an eternity reading every single social media post, which sounds a lot like my idea of Hell.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzJ39m0SY1emxjoblg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Black and White Spider Crochet Kit.This is the best way to overcome your arachnophobia. It is impossible to fear something that you've created out of yarn. I used to have a crippling fear of flying until I crocheted a Boeing 747.https://collabs.shop/ztcobc
       
 (DIR) Post #AzJ39mlFk35TIrhyhk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       I'm still trying to figure out what to crochet to overcome my fear of crippling medical debt.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzJP68D6FaJBeyOd4i by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       Nature is crazy.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2Ys0dXhLbCisQDxq4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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       I expected the undermining of the Constitution to be much more intricate and diabolical, and not just "lol here is a memo saying laws don't matter".