Posts by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
 (DIR) Post #AdqWHoTsbAr4pZGrxI by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       I was born when a tramp wanked onto a pile of flood-damaged Judas Priest albums that a record shop had thrown out. Lightning struck the cummy pile, and brought it to life. My mum is Judas Priest, my dad is cum. :judaspriest: 💦
       
 (DIR) Post #Ao2Cz5rcJRwxkAejnE by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       @misnina Boosting because this is a funny as hell idea for a YCH. :D
       
 (DIR) Post #Ao2Cz6qEg4RImB19HM by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       #introductions Ephemeromorph = an organism that cannot be classified as animal or vegetable.I'm Voybridge and I probably will toot about:- Bibeogaem I'm playing- The ongoing ineptitude of my cow-irkers- Cool bugs I see- Judas Priest- Farting
       
 (DIR) Post #AwRNGGTQGilClVNrYO by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       I wish all app makers a very "Are you SURE this needs to be a sodding app and not a website?"
       
 (DIR) Post #Az06VBU4ZFoVB2SwEK by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       @Mastodon I hate this idea. I like Mastodon because it's NOT like corporate social media.Having an empty timeline until you find people to follow is not a problem that needs solving; people are just too used to being spoon fed by the algorithm.If you add this feature, please allow people to opt out of being added to starter packs.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DdiYbLpJy0XB8i by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Here comes a thread of stupid old shit I made that I found on my hard drive.First, this horrible thing from about 2008.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DghFWfYzCowg1A by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Someone on Tumblr wanted people to edit Snorlaxes saying 'begone terf' so I made one.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DjW12tMNwqiFQO by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Michael Winner's severed head rolling down a hill. (I took the photo of the hill.)
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DkmMLc1lrpMoXQ by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Peppa Pig.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6Dn2jvgJotD2vLc by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Bee with chicken feet.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6Dns8qZR3Sd5yT2 by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Monkey. Was funnier in my head.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DonZP3NAKjxpyq by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Skitty with shroomish's face.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DpXediEgdfWdoO by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       An awful venn diagram.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6Dqf8TNoY7A286y by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Customised PS3 controller.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6Drbywasz3fZ7po by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Orange you glad this crab is friendly?
       
 (DIR) Post #Azt6DsXPV4p5vmQzLc by ephemeromorph@topspicy.social
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       Toast that eats itself.