Ahhh...Planet Magazine's True Secrets...ooohh!

 

Congratulations!

Given a single chance, you have still guessed correctly. You are obviously psychically attuned to Planet Magazine's wavelength and now become a full member of Planet Magazine's Members Only Club, with all associated rights and privileges (which currently are "none"). On the plus side, though, you don't have to tell anyone you're a member.

 

Now, here are the secrets we promised:

 

Secret 1:

The Truman Show was not a movie, but a thinly veiled documentary and wake-up call. And you, the cleverest readers of Planet Magazine, are the only real people on Earth. Everyone else is an actor. But lie low for now, and we will make our move when the time is "right."

 

Secret 2:

The Truman Show was just a movie.

 

Secret 3:

Secrets 1 and 2 seem to conflict.

 

Secret 4:

We are studying this situation and will get back to you.

 

Secret 5:

OK, my boss (whose job it is to monitor my nonstop Web surfing; whatever happened to that Solitaire game, I wonder) just came into my cubicle here at work and revealed to me that everyone in the world is real but me. I'm just an actor -- but had never been told -- and everyone had been watching my "performance." Now he says I have to leave the premises and report to the stage manager of a nearby theater, where I will join an in-progress performance of "An Actor's Nightmare".

So, gotta go.