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1. Carl Lewis |
2. Pamela Lee Anderson |
3. Monica Lewinsky |
4. William Gibson |
5. Whitley Strieber |
FAMOUS ALIEN IMPLANTS
Match the Celebrity to the Implant!
(It's not as obvious as
you think! Answers at bottom of page.)
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1. Carl Lewis |
2. Pamela Lee Anderson |
3. Monica Lewinsky |
4. William Gibson |
5. Whitley Strieber |
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A. Chest |
B. Dental-Penile |
C. Ear Canal |
D. Leg or Arm |
E. Nasal/Cranial |
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Fun Facts: Two egg sacs; each gestates a single silicone-based life form. Does not work for silicon-based life forms. |
Fun Facts: Controlled, non-impregnating method of transmitting alien messages via encoded genetic material to human/alien dental-implant transceivers. No, really! |
Fun Facts: Human/Alien relay transceiver (aural model). Also can be disabled by wearing aluminum-foil hat. |
Fun Facts: Tiny
gyro- |
Fun Facts: Brain interface (sinus model). Can be disabled by eating any type of ice cream or similar dessert. |
* This is only a small section of implanted celebrities. For the full list, see The News of the World 1998 Fact Book.
** This is only a small selection of available alien implants. For a complete menu, see Short Greys' Handbook (CIA Press; 1997).
ANSWERS TO PUZZLE: 5 = A, B, C, D, E.
Just
kidding; here are the real answers. 1 = D, 2 =
A, 3 = B, 4 = E, and 5 = C. So maybe it was kinda obvious what
we would say.
Puzzle ©1998 Andrew G. McCann <andy@planetmag.com>
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