Brian's Bachelor Party
8pm Thursday Sep 3
The party has been moved from the hotel to my place, because it has more
space, more security, more electronics, more refrigeration, more sinks,
and more places to pass out. Melisse will be spending that night
at the hotel, and the front door has a keyless deadbolt that can only be
opened from the inside. I have a second bed, a couch, an air mattress,
two sleeping bags, etc., so get as drunk as you can and stay as long as
you need to, just not in my bedroom.
Two TVs and VCRs will be set up to display continous sex (Playboy's
Voluptuous Vixens, etc.) and violence (Ultimate Fighting Championship,
etc.). Pizza, munchies, and alcohol will be plentiful. Send
me your alcohol preference if it's not straight shots of cheap vodka. ;-)
Poker etc. will be played using Big And Busty cards.
By invitation only. Women allowed only if they are volunteers
instead of professional, and real instead of inflatable. No smoking, no
narcotics, no weapons, no bodyguards.