the grouch  
by green day

i was a young boy that had big plans.  
now i'm just another shitty old man.  
i don't have fun and i hate everything.  
the world owes me, so fuck you.  

glory days don't mean shit to me.  
i drank a six pack of apathy.  
life's a bitch and so am i.  
the world owes me, so fuck you.  

wasted youth and a fustful of ideals.  
i had a young and optimisitic point of view.  
wasted youth and a fustful of ideals.  
i had a young and optimisitic point of view.  

i've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat.  
oh my god i'm turning out like my dad.  
i'm just a grouch sitting on the couch.  
the world owes me, so fuck you.  

the wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up.  
i don't have sex `cause i can't get it up.  
i'm always rude.  
i've got a bad attitude.  
the world owes, so fuck you.