the good life
by rivers cuomo (weezer)

when i look in the mirror, 
i can't believe what i see,
tell me, who's that funky dude 
staring back at me?

broken, beaten down, 
can't even get around,
without an old-man cane 
i fall and hit the ground
shivering in the cold, 
i'm bitter and alone...

excuse the bitchin'-- 
i shouldn't complain.
i should have no feeling, 
'cuz feeling is pain
as everything i need 
is denied me
and everything i want 
is taken away from me;
but who do I got to blame? 
nobody but me...

i don't wanna be an old man anymore.
it's been a year or two 
since i was out on the floor
dhakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
it's time i got back to the good life
it's time i got back, 
it's time i got back
'n i don't even know how i got off the track
i wanna go back, yeah!

screw this crap, 
i've had it! 
i ain't no mr. cool.
i'm a pig, 
i'm a dog, 
so 'scuse me if i drool
i ain't gonna hurt nobody, 
ain't gonna 'cause a scene;
i just need to admit 
that i want sugar in my tea
hear me? 
i want sugar in my tea!