best of the better

once you've figured out the best of the better, you don't have to ever figure it out again.

the best...
• clothes: banana republic
• comedian: chris farley
• comedy: monty python
• conversation ender: abrubt
• conversation starter: hi
• disease: the ebola virus
• dog: labrador retriever
• drink: coke
• em waves: visible light
• first date: playground
• game: ms. pacman
• holoween character: an activst
• marsupial: kangaroo
• pen: pilot vball extra fine
• rap: sir mix-a-lot
• religion: apathetic agnostic
• response: right...
• sensual activity: holding hands
• solace: film
• sport: soccer
• text editor: emacs
• way to die: sleeping; eve's response