ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸ Û Û Û Û Û ³A 'zine that explores everything that's wrong.³ ÛÛ Û Û Û ³This includes: Earth, America, labels, stupid ³ Û Û Û Û Û ³people, illiteracy, incompitance, mainstream, ³ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ³ignorance, religion,annoying people,education,³ Y O U R S E L F ³and whatever else we can think of that's wrong³ #3 ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ -A D.I.Y. PROJECT. THE ONLY WAY TO DO STUFF.- ÝAppearance, alcohol as aÞ Ýsolution to difference, Þ -KILL YOURSELF IS ABSOLUTELY, DOUBTLESSLY FREE- Ýand prejudgements. Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß -FUCK (C) AND ANY OTHER FORM OF TRADEMARKING- ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð (Casey Casem calls 'zines the "alternative newspaper." If you have the same opinion, you need desparately to read this. In a way he does have a point, but most "hip" people see that as an insult, I know I do. We are for every- one, we don't focus on one clique or any clique. Everyone needs to be involved. We are not "Rock the Vote," but we are making an attempt to unite the future decision makers of the world.) ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð "Wanna elevate yourself? Go find a dead body to stand on!" ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð --=>HEY MAN, WHY DO YOU CALL IT "KILL YOURSELF?" THAT'S OFFENSIVE! People suck, plain and simple. I hear it everyday, "oh my god, i have split ends," or "i broke a nail," or "my teacher is giving me a B, what will I ever do?," or "he was making fun of me." Sure everyone has feel- ings and express them in a different way, but I don't wanna hear your bitching and complaining because I don't care. In addition, "why isn't pot legal? that's so dumb," or "jesus, they should get rid of that law." If you want that law to go away, peel your dingleberry ass off the love seat and organize people, do something, anything. If you are that concerned with losing fifty cents KILL YOURSELF! ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ· º There are alot of problems within this country, hell this planet. Everyoneº º knows what they are. But I don't want to hear them in the form of a º º complaint. Here, we hope to show the problem in a form of an explanation º º and not a complaint. Furthermore, we are doing what we can to provide º º solutions to these overwhelming problems. Suggestions, solutions, etc. º º are greatly needed. We don't have all the answers. We need solutions from º º everywhere. We need unity. We need to get off our lint infested couches, º º get our fingers out of our asses and maybe, just maybe we can change a º º complaint into a suggestion and over time discontinue this zine because º º it's purpose will have been served. º ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ Our staff isn't extensive. So we only have so many ideas. That's why yours are so important. You, the readers, will add to our staff, supplying ideas when needed, which is always. The time is now. Act. With out you we have no purpose. Whether we agree or not, we will enter your message in the 'zine. E-mail address is requested so that others can write to you and eventually a cicrculation involving those who reply, those who respond, and everyone else. This world is in decay. It's time for Reconstruction. Reach us at: E-MAIL--> IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu MAIL----> KILL YOURSELF!, 148 Jackson St., Indiana, PA, 15701 ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ· º Keep in mind, what we type here is not prescribed social commandments. º º This is just a base, somewhere to start, to build upon, to formulate, º º to expand. I'm not a dictator, just a suggestion-maker. As Aleister º º Crowley said: "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law." º ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð PROBLEM 0 of 9 Ever go to your friends house because you'd promise to pick them up by car and you have to wait in your car for three hours? Sure. And what's their excuse? "Oh, sorry, I had to brush my hair," or "I had to put concealer on to hide my one zit" while you sit there with uncombed hair and a pizza face. SOLUTION 0 of 9 Fuck 'em all. If the person you're trying to impress can't except you for who you are rather than how messy you look they can't be all that great to have around. If you have to change your appearance for someone you think you like you're thinking on the wrong side of your brain. Don't do what's expected or accepted. Look how you want, it's what you say that impresses people. And if they're not impressed you know what to do. ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð PROBLEM 12345 of 54321 Hey you sport guy, "jock" as some call you but will not acknowledge that label but then again what are labels anyway? You see that kid who decided to wear a dress to school or that girl who wears combat boots and all black and you say "what a faggot I ought to kick his ass," or "that fucking lesbian weirdo bitch." Well that's cool, but how do you think they feel? And do you really know them? SOLUTION 12345 of 54321 See here, you like beer, you like to drink, maybe they do to. I'd like to see each kind of person, the "fairy" and the "jock" drink together. Under those intoxicating conditions you just wait and see how well you guys can get along. Try it some time and end the prejudgemental comments ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð PROBLEM 23 of 127738342 You're hanging out with your "cool" friends who really know you. So you go to a public place and you are all hanging out. When all of the sudden you turn your head and see alterna-teen looking girl who you actually get along with really well, but the older, cooler friends know her too. They say she is dumb and there is no sense in talking to her because she has nothing to offer in a friendship. Well how do they know? They don't have the same relationship with alterna-teen looking girl that you do. Maybe you get along with her just as well as you get along with them. What to do? Act cool around your older friends? That would make you look like what they think of her. No. SOLUTION 23 of 127738342 C'mon, tell 'em like it is. Tell 'em that she's cooler than they think. They have no right to dictate who you hang out with. They talk so much about unity. Maybe she's not as "hip" as you gusy are but maybe she has the potential. Give her a chance, include her, give her a place. She may become a very loyal part of our circle of friends. Don't prejudge. I do it and it's wrong. Appearance isn't everything. So she does her hair up for fifty minutes. Does that mean she's "uncool?" Don't judge a book by it's cover because it could mean destroying a beautiful friendship that never was. ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð TO CLOSE: Sure appearance isn't everything and it doesn't have to be. That's just the the only way some people know. Give 'em a try, if it doesn't work at least you'll know for sure. Be a pal, someone may need it. And if you think you're above someone and you justify that by saying "I don't wear Benneton," you've got a problem. In fact, there's maybe only one solution...KILL YOURSELF! ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ............................................................................. ±±±±±±±±±±±±±± ùWe hope to be getting a scanner late this summer.Everyone ± FUTURE ± needs visuals. When we do get the scanner, we'll do our best ± PLANS ± to make sure the zine is on a universal format. Scanned shit ±±±±±±±±±±±±±± is cool, but if that means limiting ourselves to a narrowed circle of people, then it looks like the scanner idea is out. ............................................................................. ±±±±±±±±±±±±±± ùWe will *TRY* to put a new issue out bi-weekly at: ± ± RIPCO BBS (312)528-5020 ±DISTRIBUTION± UNDERGROUND ASYLUM BBS (412) 835-6211 ± ± FTP SITE cs.uwp.edu:/incoming/lists/kill.yourself ±±±±±±±±±±±±±± FTP SITE ftp.eng.ufl.edu FTP SITE etext.archive.umich.edu FTP SITE ftp.etext.org:/pub/Zines/Kill.Yourself FTP SITE obi.std.com FTP SITE locust.cic.net FTP SITE ftp.netcom.com FTP SITE ftp.winternet.com If you still can't find us get it from a friend, or send me mail. IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu (or) KILL YOURSELF! 148 Jackson St. Indiana, PA 15701 ............................................................................. June 1995