FUCK Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflection, it can describe many emotions. No other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a fuck!); as an adjective (...it's a fucking thing of beauty.); as a verb (The game was fucked up by the weather); and in its intransitive form (Well, he really fucked it up); in the present tense (I am fucked); in the past tense (I was fucked); and in the future tense (I'll be fucked!) Many everyday expressions show its versatility: DENIAL I didn't fucking do it! PERPLEXITY What the fuck do I do now? APATHY Who gives a fuck? GREETINGS How the fuck are ya? RESIGNATION Oh fuck it. DERISION He fucked everything up. SUSPICION What the fuck are you doing? PANIC Let's get the fuck out of here. DIRECTION Luck off. DISBELIEF How the fuck did you do that? This word has been used by some very notable peole thoughout history. The more memorable being: What the fuck was that? The Mayor of Hiroshima Look at all those fucking indians General Custer Where the fuck is all this water coming from? Captain of the Titanic That's not a real fucking gun...is it? John Lennon Who's going to fucking know? Richard Nixon Heads are going to fucking roll. Anne Bollyn Any fuckhead can understand that. Einstein It fucking looks like her to me. Picasso My fucking hair's on fire. Michael Jackson Go fuck a duck. Walt Disney You want it on the fucking ceiling?? Michelangelo This would be a fucking great time for rain. Joan of Arc The fucking fucker's fucked...so fuck it. Irish mechanic