All Libraries File Name Library Size Date Description ============ ======== ===== ===== ============================================ 00README.TXT HUMOR 800 04/98 Read this before downloading ANY file. (You can view online by hitting Ctrl-V or Ctrl-D and choosing L for Listing. Be aware that Ctrl-D will disconnect some telnet client 1.OOO MAIN 1.0M 09/04 132-WAYS.TXT HUMOR 12K 08/96 132 Ways to mess with your roommate. 50WAYS.TXT HUMOR 7.1K 10/96 50 Ways to fail an exam. ABORT.TXT HUMOR 2.5K 11/97 "Abort, Retry, Ignore?" ACCIDENT.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 12/96 Similiar to Darwin Awards. ACRONYMS.TXT HUMOR 556 08/98 Computer Acronyms Explained ACTUALSI.TXT HUMOR 2.2K 03/98 Actual funny signs ADS.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 10/96 Funny ads. AIRBAG.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 11/97 New! Instant-Win Airbags! AMISH.TXT HUMOR 661 08/98 Signs your Amish Teen might be in trouble. ANALOGY.TXT HUMOR 2.1K 04/99 Really bad analogies AOL.TXT HUMOR 4.0K 10/96 A funny story about AOL. APPLICAT.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 04/99 A real application to McDonalds. ARAB.TXT HUMOR 1.2K 12/96 Useful phrases to know when travelling in muslim areas. AREGUY.TXT HUMOR 6.0K 08/97 Quiz to see if you're a guy. ARKANSAS.TXT HUMOR 2.4K 10/96 Application for residency in Arkansas AXEA21B.ZIP DOORS 61K 06/95 Axehandler's Arena v2.1b - LORD IGM -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= This LORD IGM threatens to BLOW the rest LEARNING MONSTERS!!, LOCKERS!! BET ON BATT SEVERAL PROBLEMS FIXED!!!! including lock weapon names, and Strength problems!! BACKUP.TXT HUMOR 2.5K 10/96 Application to have a file restored BARNEY.TXT HUMOR 736 12/96 The end of Barney, in song form. BARNEY66.TXT HUMOR 462 03/98 Barney IS Satan BASTARD.TXT HUMOR 66K 09/96 Bastard Operator From Hell (Long) BATHROOM.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 09/97 Ways to have fun in public bathrooms. BEER.TXT HUMOR 1.2K 10/96 Beer toubleshooting guide. BILL3.TXT HUMOR 31K 08/96 Book of Bill (Techie). BOAT.TXT HUMOR 983 04/99 A stupid woman buys a boat. BOOGER.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 09/97 Nose picking glossary BOOKS.TXT HUMOR 817 08/98 Childrens books you've never read. BORED.TXT HUMOR 9.7K 12/96 230+ things to do when you're bored. BORG.TXT HUMOR 4.5K 06/97 The Enterprise meet the Borg and fight using Microsoft. BOTHER.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 08/98 Things that bother me. BRE0976.ZIP DOORS 320K 06/95 Barren Realms Elite (BRE) v0.976 InterBBS Strategic Wargame Supports most BBS Software and special setups BRE0985.ZIP DOORS 304K 02/98 Barren Realms Elite (BRE) v0.985 Interactive InterBBS Wargame A world-wide leader in InterBBS Gaming! BREAKDOW.TXT HUMOR 479 09/97 A car breaks down with three engineers inside. BRIDGE.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 10/96 Your starship captain might just be a redneck.... BS003.ZIP DOORS 112K 02/98 °°° BarneySplat! v.003 °°° Have fun while killing our favorite purple dino (Barney), Baby Bop and the kids. Get them Drunk, High, or Kill them ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÜ software ÛÛÜÜÜÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÜÜ copywrong ÛÛßßßÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ 1994 ÛÛÛÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛß Games so cool even your computer will get HIGH BTTRFNGR.TXT HUMOR 912 09/97 "That's not a butterfinger!" (Sick) BUMP.TXT HUMOR 912 09/97 Bumper Stickers! CAR.TXT HUMOR 3.4K 10/96 Nuts behind the wheel. CARDOOR.TXT HUMOR 1.3K 11/96 3 men were stranded in the Sahara.... CHARTER1.TXT HUMOR 868 11/96 A Telephone conversation with Charter. (True) CIV.TXT HUMOR 3.3K 02/97 Life as if it was a game of Civilization COCACOLA.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 08/99 COFFEE.TXT HUMOR 6.0K 04/98 COMDOG1.ZIP DOORS 33K 02/98 Locates modems & shows port # - Free COMdog is a freeware utility that sniffs out modems connected to or configured as PC serial ports and displays their port numbers. COMMANDM.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 11/96 "Ten Commandments (Or suggestions as the case may be)". CONDITIO.TXT HUMOR 1.2K 04/99 "The human condition" COOKIES.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 12/96 Chemists' recipe for cookies. COWBOY.TXT HUMOR 1.7K 10/98 Cowboy Tips CRISIS.TXT HUMOR 2.1K 10/98 'Twas the night before crisis DARWIN98.TXT HUMOR 6.2K 06/98 DENVER.TXT HUMOR 1.2K 11/97 "Oh God, I'm an ocean bouy!" DISCLAIM.TXT HUMOR 3.6K 12/96 Appropriate Disclaimer. DISK.TXT HUMOR 927 10/96 Proper care of disks. DISL_103.ZIP UTILS 114K 05/98 16/32-bit disassembler with 100% ASM source * Disassemble 8088 to Pentium ][, AMD, K3D, Cyrix, and Undocumented opcodes * Disassemble it as intel or AT&T syntax * Prints labels instead of offsets * Lots of options so it will disassemble it the way you write your own ASM code * Disassemble any file and memory * 100% 16/32-bit ASM source code included * You can use the code in your own ASM C/C++ programs. * Very easy to add your own debugging names to all offsets/variables when you disassemble something mailto:wbinvd@mail.bip.net DMPPRG21.ZIP UTILS 42K 05/98 DOGS.TXT HUMOR 158 10/96 2 dogs. DOMAINS.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 02/97 Funny / Neat hostnames. DOS.TXT HUMOR 2.6K 03/97 Funny dos messages. DOSAIR.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 10/96 If Operating Systems were airlines. DPAINT31.ZIP MAIN 492K 06/96 ******** Dead Paint v.3.1 ********* Dead Paint is a full featured paint program for creating RIP (Remote Imagin Protocol Scrip) files. Shareware version is uncrippled, has instead a 10 seconds nag. * Full set of drawing tools * Buttons and GUI tools * Fast save and load * PCX, Windows ICO and ANSI import * Customizable tool box * Easy to use interface * Object oriented * 4DOS file description DRIVING.TXT HUMOR 1.7K 11/96 Fun things to do while driving. DUMB.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 12/98 Dumb jokes DYSFUNC.TXT HUMOR 798 08/97 Signs you're in a dysfunctional family EBOCOMND.TXT HUMOR 545 08/99 EBOWIN95.TXT HUMOR 2.1K 10/98 Ebonics Windows 98 EDUCATE.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 12/97 You might be in education if.... EIGHTIES.TXT HUMOR 5.8K 05/97 Child of the Eighties. EINSTEIN.TXT HUMOR 733 08/97 Signs your kid isn't quite Einstein. ELEVATOR.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 12/96 Things to do in the elevator. ELF.EXE MAIN 1.0M 11/99 ELFBOWLING--YOU'LL LOVE THIS TOCOOL EMAJOR.TXT HUMOR 2.1K 12/96 Signs you might be an Engineering Major EMO.TXT HUMOR 3.4K 10/96 Some funny sayings. EMO2.TXT HUMOR 380 04/98 ENGINEER.TXT HUMOR 12K 04/97 Engineer Jokes / A guide to understanding engineers ENTRANCE.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 12/96 Entrance Exam from a very experienced person. EVENTS.TXT HUMOR 5.6K 12/96 Actual, funny, events. EXCUSES.TXT HUMOR 2.6K 12/96 Nice list of excuses. FACTS.TXT HUMOR 6.3K 05/97 Some Fun Facts. Not very funny, but neat. FACTS1.TXT HUMOR 2.8K 08/98 More useless facts! FACTS2.TXT HUMOR 2.4K 09/97 Some more facts. FACTS3.TXT HUMOR 1.7K 11/97 Even MORE useless facts! FASTFOOD.TXT HUMOR 2.3K 12/98 Fun things to do at a drive-thru FAT.TXT HUMOR 670 08/98 How fat is she.... FILELIST.BAK HUMOR 13K 12/97 FILELIST.TXT HUMOR 14K 03/98 This file. Descriptions of Files. FINALS.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 12/96 "'Twas the night before finals..." FINGER.TXT HUMOR 430 12/96 ASCII of a middle finger. FLYING.TXT HUMOR 3.0K 03/97 Man, Lawn chair, helium baloons.... FOOTBALL.TXT HUMOR 2.2K 11/96 Entrance Exam - Football players. FRO.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 10/96 Lyrics for "You gotta fro". FUCK.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 11/96 All about the great word, "Fuck". GATES.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 10/96 Bill Gates's baby. GENX.TXT HUMOR 443 11/97 "Back in my day...." GERBIL.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 12/96 Two men and a gerbil. (Sick) GLASS.TXT HUMOR 1.5K 08/98 The glass is half full? GLOBOVL.ZIP DOORS 7.1K 02/98 4 player Global Conquest over the Game Connection This serial driver is required to play multi-player Global Conquest over the Game Connnection available on many MajorBBS's GOD.TXT HUMOR 3.9K 10/96 If god had to do it all over again. (BEGIN.TXT) (Errors) GOD2.TXT HUMOR 667 08/97 What exactly is God? GODQUST.TXT HUMOR 5.7K 06/98 Questionare about God GOLF.TXT HUMOR 1.0K 10/96 Jesus and the devil play golf. GOODUGLY.TXT HUMOR 907 12/98 The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. GOSPEL2.TXT HUMOR 6.9K 08/96 Techie Gospel. GP.TXT HUMOR 2.5K 10/96 GPs! GRACE.TXT HUMOR 370 09/97 The Lil' girl says grace. GRANDDAD.TXT HUMOR 187 05/97 How Granddad went out. GWAR257.ZIP DOORS 112K 02/98 Global War Doorgame version 2.57 An adaptation of the hit board game RISK 3-6 players compete for world domination alone or in teams Works with any BBS system, any number of nodes. Uart, Fossil and Digiboard support provided. Multitasker aware. Beautiful ANSI screens and mouse support By Joel Bergen, ProVision BBS 206- -353-6966 Fidonet 1:343 65 GWWCAR10.ZIP DOORS 89K 02/98 °±² CYBERCARDS V1.0 ²±° For the MajorBBS v6.2x Supports UNLIMITED ANSI Cards. Each card can be keyed 3 ways! Charge users DAYS/CREDITS to send. Users can add text msgs to cards. 17 Catagories can be selected. Comes with 40 Cards 'in the box' Can use as an ANSI viewer. Can list cards in a class. Uses FSD for adding cards. Send auto Bday cards to users. Much more than can fit!! FREE for a POSTCARD!! One of a kind Card Sender!! HACKTEST.TXT HUMOR 19K 10/96 Test to see how much of a hacker you are. HALOWEEN.TXT HUMOR 2.9K 11/96 20 ways to confuse trick-or-treaters. HEAD.TXT HUMOR 4.0K 10/96 Hyper cerebral electrosis. HEADLINE.TXT HUMOR 4.3K 02/98 Headlines if the world ended / Actual dumb headlines. HEAVEN.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 10/96 Story about 3 men trying to get in to heaven. HEAVEN2.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 09/97 Another man trying to get in to heaven. HIGHTECH.TXT HUMOR 890 10/96 Ways to tell if you're a High-Tech redneck. HIGHWAY.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 10/97 The Information Superhighway HOTLINE.TXT HUMOR 831 12/96 Psychiatrists' Hotline. IBBS0599.ZIP MAIN 222K 05/99 = The BBS Corner Telnet BBS Guide 5/99 = = May 1999 Edition = The largest active Telnettable BBS listing! Detailed listings on over 600 Telnettable BBSes and similar Internet systems. Includes mTel Freeware Telnet Client! Maintained by The BBS Corner http://www.thedirectory.org/telnet IDIOTS.TXT HUMOR 3.5K 09/97 Idiots are taking over. IDIOTS1.TXT HUMOR 4.5K 08/98 Computers will never be "Idiot Proof" INETADDI.TXT HUMOR 1.0K 10/96 10 signs you're addicted to the 'Net. INSANE1.TXT HUMOR 3.3K 10/96 Signs you might be insane. INSTLIFE.TXT HUMOR 2.9K 10/98 Instructions For Life INVISIBL.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 11/96 Superman, Wonderwoman, and the Invisible man. JESUS.TXT HUMOR 417 10/96 A short story about Jesus. JOEMUD.TXT HUMOR 5.0K 05/97 If Life were like MajorMUD. JOEMUD2.TXT HUMOR 6.1K 10/97 If Life was like MajorMUD, again. KMART.TXT HUMOR 3.9K 08/98 50 Fun things to do at K-Mart L2101A.ZIP DOORS 475K 02/98 -= LORD2: New World V1.01a =- ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ²²Û ÜÜÜ ÜÜÜ ßßßßßß ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛßßß ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ °°²²Û ° °°²²Û °° °²²Û °° °²²Û °°²Û ÛÛÝ ÞÛÝ ÞÝ ÞÛÛ Ý ÞÛÜÜÜÛÝ ÞÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÜ ß ÜÛÛ ßß Û ÛÛ²ÛÛÛ ßß ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß²²ßßßßßßß ÛÛÝ ßßßÛÛÛ ²Û ::: LORD2 : NEW WORLD :: ÛÛÛßßßßßß Þ² ° ° °°²²Û° °²²Û Þ± The sequel to LORD. Real ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ° time multinode interactive ÞÛÛÝ ÛÛÛ °Ü ansi mud. For local/BBS use. ÛÛÛÜÜÛÛÛ ßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ Ü ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÜÜÜÜ Ü [v:1.01a] L2BUGFX0.ZIP DOORS 8.6K 02/98 Patch for Lord II v1.01a by M. Freema Now fixes 2 bugs found in Seth Ables stock ITEMS.REF file that causes Lord II to error out if a player tries to select an item > `i57 or if an item is missing from Items file in the reg/unreg ver of Lord II. Copy Unzip L2BUGFIX.ZIP to an empty directory then read the docs on how to install. This patch is for those who have upgraded to Lord v1.01a from v1.00. If you haven't upgraded yet, download the Services pack 1 from the Doors library on this bbs. Questions about this patch can be directed to me at the following addresses: Mjrnet: aussie@cfe Int: aussie@dwntwn.com LAGFIX.REG MAIN 98 02/00 LAMATH.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 12/96 Los Angles High School Math Proficency Exam. LAWS.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 12/96 Facts of Life. LAWYERS.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 10/96 A Bill to regulate the harvesting and hunting of attorneys. LEARNED.TXT HUMOR 4.7K 12/98 25 Things I've Learned in 50 Years -- Dave Barry LHOUSE.TXT HUMOR 678 10/96 Lighthouse Vs. a ship. LIGHTBLB.TXT HUMOR 19K 10/98 THE Canonical Collection Of Light Bulb Jokes! LIGHTCAR.TXT HUMOR 1.2K 10/97 The advantages of a car that's quicker than light. LOD511A.ZIP DOORS 142K 02/98 LOD Ver 5.11 - Docs & text [Required] By Scott M. Baker This file is required for all installations of LOD. LOD511B.ZIP DOORS 694K 02/98 LOD Ver 5.11 - Executables [Required] By Scott M. Baker This file contains the executables for LOD and some associated utilities. It is required for all installations of LOD. LORD355.ZIP DOORS 521K 02/98 -= Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.55 =- The coolest multinode interactive door around! PCBoard Add-On of the year, 1995. Supports ANSI/ASCII/RIP. LUGGAGE.TXT HUMOR 494 09/97 Idiots at the ticket counter. M&MS.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 05/97 A guy with too many M&Ms and too much time. MALL.TXT HUMOR 4.7K 06/97 Ways to have fun in a mall. MANNERS.TXT HUMOR 4.1K 11/96 Redneck Manners (????) MASTCARD.TXT HUMOR 332 06/99 The Latest MasterCard Commercial MBACK230.ZIP UTILS 203K 03/98 MegaBack version 2.3 from Patri-Soft A GREAT backup program designed to make your backups quick and easy! This new version of MegaBack is 25% faster! MegaBack has point & shoot exclude, interruptable full backup, data compression, full/incremental backups, EASY restore and more! Great compliment for tape or notebook backup. Very professional! MICROCAR.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 10/97 If MicroSoft made Cars. MIR.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 09/97 The true purpose of the MIR station. MISSED.TXT HUMOR 3.4K 09/97 The pilot that just missed it. MJACKSON.TXT HUMOR 875 12/96 Another possible reason of M. Jackson's divorce. MMUD1.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 10/96 10 signs you're playing too much MajorMud. MOD MAIN 69K 01/04 This is map of mod 9 from:Killa;-) MONK.TXT HUMOR 680 10/96 Top hits by Monks. MORONS.TXT HUMOR 5.4K 04/98 MOUSEBAL.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 03/97 An interesting memo about mouse balls. MSCAR1.TXT HUMOR 1.8K 06/98 MicroSoft Car MTELB5.ZIP MAIN 108K 12/98 mTelnet beta5 for OS/2 and Win32 (Dec. 26th, 1 cool telnet client features zmodem, phonebook, vt100 & color backscroll! MULTIMED.TXT HUMOR 303 02/97 12 Step Programs for Multimedia programmers. NAMES.TXT HUMOR 2.2K 12/96 Some crazy names. NEIGHBOR.TXT HUMOR 1.5K 11/96 Ways to get your neighbors to move. NEWDOGS.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 04/99 Newly recognized breeds of Dogs. NOGRAD.TXT HUMOR 806 10/98 Excuses for not graduating. NORM.TXT HUMOR 1.7K 04/98 Best Norm quotes from "Cheers" NPCLOR20.ZIP DOORS 49K 07/95 -= NPCLord V2.0! For L.O.R.D. v3.20+ =- Allows you to create and run NPCs in Lord. NPCs do everything humans do, except write mail. Create up to 140 NPCs! LordWare by SOS! OLYMPIC.TXT HUMOR 1.3K 11/96 Top 15 problems encountered along the Olympic torch route. ONELINER.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 06/97 Computer Related One-liners. PARROT.TXT HUMOR 978 12/96 An Amazing Singing Parrot. PARTYGAM.TXT HUMOR 379 04/99 Elderly Party Games PCSTUPID.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 08/98 Politically Correct ways of calling people stu PCUNIX.TXT HUMOR 3.9K 08/97 Politically Correct UNIX. PENGUIN.TXT HUMOR 774 09/97 Bored pilots. PICKUP.TXT HUMOR 276 09/97 Three psycho pickup lines. PILOT.TXT HUMOR 774 10/96 Top Ten signs you have a bad airline pilot. PIZZA.TXT HUMOR 7.8K 06/97 99 Ways to have fun when ordering pizza. PKUNZIP.EXE MAIN 29K 02/93 PKUnzip! POEM.TXT HUMOR 1.4K 10/96 If Dr. Seuss did technical writing. POEM2.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 10/96 An angerfilled poem. POLAND2.TXT HUMOR 166 11/96 Polish Joke. POLISH.TXT HUMOR 635 11/96 Polish Telephone Pole installers. POLISH2.TXT HUMOR 348 08/97 Polish Quickies. POPE.TXT HUMOR 606 11/96 Jesus returns. POSTER.TXT HUMOR 1.6K 08/98 Office Inspirational Posters PRAC-JOK.TXT HUMOR 173K 03/96 LARGE list of practical jokes. (Long) PRIEST.TXT HUMOR 669 10/96 Priests playing golf. PROBLEM.TXT HUMOR 3.4K 10/96 System Problem Report Form. PROF.TXT HUMOR 5.6K 10/96 Fun things for professors to do. PS2MOUSE.ZIP UTILS 8.9K 08/98 QUAYLE.TXT HUMOR 3.1K 04/99 Dan Quayle goofs up while speaking! QUESTION.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 08/97 Fun Questions RACER.TXT HUMOR 17K 04/97 You might be a racer if..... RAP.TXT HUMOR 3.6K 01/97 How to write a great rapsong. RAPSTAR.TXT HUMOR 2.8K 03/97 Song: Death of a Rap Star. RAW251.ZIP DOORS 320K 02/98 ROMANS AT WAR Door Game - Vers 2.51 From the Pillars of Hercules to the Indus river the empires in the era of Rome battle for world domination. Inter-BBS capable. Geographical and political maps. Six players per game Rome, Carthage, Macedonia, Parthia, Eqypt and Persia. Economics,politics, weather, army and navy building and training, morale, leaders, events like rebellions or disasters. Supports most popular BBS Software packages, including PCBoard Vers 15 & WildCat 3.9. With Rip graphics, supports non-standard interrupts, com REDNECK.TXT HUMOR 11K 10/96 You might be a redneck if..... RESOLUTI.TXT HUMOR 1.0K 12/96 Ten Computer Related resolutions you won't keep in '97. REVENGE.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 08/97 Pranks. RK950.ZIP DOORS 485K 02/98 Rebel Kingdom On-Line Door Game for most BBS P Rebel Kingdom On-Line Door Game for most BBS P a medievil RPG where you build your kingdom wh The game takes place in the 16th century. You crops, investments, gambling and capturing lan complete on-line Door Sysop Maintenance sectio For a complete look at what is available from you can reach us at DATA: (503)563-5482 2400 t or on FidoNet at 1:3418/8 RTP194.ZIP DOORS 274K 02/98 RISE TO POWER Door Game - Vers 1.94 Now with Automatic Multi-node lockout! Game of intrigue in 15th Century Germany. Using treachery, diplomacy, marriage, assassins, combat and other strategies common to the middle ages can you become king and unite Germany in this Machiavellian game? Now with Ansi art provided by ANSI Artist Violet Stymacks. Not a multi-node game, BUT will NOW work on a multi-node system. Supports most BBS Software packages, including PC Board Vers 15 & WildCat 3.91. The game is RIP aware, does not require a fossil, but will make use of one if it is available, RULES.TXT HUMOR 3.0K 08/98 The rules guys wished girls knew. RUM101.ZIP DOORS 4.5K 02/98 Forum Hack Rumours 1.01 SANTA.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 10/96 A story about Santa. SANTA2.TXT HUMOR 405 11/96 Billy's tragic fate after seeing Santa. SANTA3.TXT HUMOR 4.2K 05/97 If Santa Really Existed.... SCHITT.TXT HUMOR 1018 10/90 Meet Jack Schitt. SCISANTA.TXT HUMOR 3.6K 11/96 Scientific Analysis of Santa's trip. SEUSS.TXT HUMOR 3.8K 10/96 Freud on Seuss. SHIT.TXT HUMOR 13K 03/96 The BIG Shit Happens list. SHOTGUN.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 04/97 The Official Rules for Calling Shotgun. SIGN.TXT HUMOR 252 09/97 A much needed sign. SIGNS1.TXT HUMOR 2.4K 06/98 Amusing signs SIS-BRO.TXT HUMOR 3.8K 12/96 Sister and brother compare. (Sick) SPACBEER.TXT HUMOR 4.8K 10/96 Beer in Space! SPEECH.TXT HUMOR 3.0K 09/97 Bad errors in speachmaking. STAR-TRE.TXT HUMOR 12K 10/96 StarTrek parody. STARTREK.TXT HUMOR 5.9K 12/96 Things you'll never see on Star Trek. STICK.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 11/97 Bumper Stickers. STICKER.TXT HUMOR 4.5K 12/96 More Bumper Stickers. STORY1.TXT HUMOR 1.3K 02/97 A Little Computer Story STRESS.TXT HUMOR 1.7K 10/96 Ways to relieve stress. STUPID.TXT HUMOR 4.2K 10/96 Darwin awards for stupidest people. STUPIDIT.TXT HUMOR 2.2K 03/98 Metaphors for Stupidity STUPIDP.TXT HUMOR 2.7K 11/96 More Stupid People SURGERY.TXT HUMOR 1.1K 08/98 Things you *don't* want to hear during surgery SYSADMIN.TXT HUMOR 6.4K 02/97 Does the System Admin really exist? SYSCK243.ZIP UTILS 123K 03/98 SYSCHK v2.43 - System Info Checker. System information utility provides complete details on devices installed in your system. Clean, easy to use menus show CPU, IRQs, BIOS Bus Type, Mouse Info, Port Info, IDE and SCSI disks, CD-ROM, TSR info, Network, Video, CMOS Memory info, speed, Windows, and lots more. Print out a complete configuration report on your system. The registration includes the APS Deluxe Utility Disk free! SYSSIGNS.TXT HUMOR 930 08/98 Signs you might be a Sys Admin TAGLINE.TXT HUMOR 66 04/97 A hilarious tag-line. TECHUMOR.TXT HUMOR 3.5K 08/96 Techie Humor TESTQ.TXT HUMOR 351 12/96 A test question. THEOLOGY.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 08/98 Theological Engineering Exam THREEPIG.TXT HUMOR 3.1K 05/97 The Three Little Pigs TIRED.TXT HUMOR 1007 08/97 "Why am I so tired?" TRUCKER.TXT HUMOR 804 08/97 Two calgarian truckers go to Las Vegas. TWINKIE.TXT HUMOR 3.8K 08/97 Physical Properties of Twinkies TWISTER.TXT HUMOR 671 11/96 Rejected movie titles for the movie "Twister" TWOPOEMS.TXT HUMOR 613 05/97 Two nonsense poems UNIV.TXT HUMOR 9.8K 12/96 Odd University names. (Long) UNIVERSE.TXT HUMOR 2.4K 12/98 Nature of the Universe UNIX.TXT HUMOR 2.0K 03/97 Some humorous things to do on a Unix system. UNIXFUN.TXT HUMOR 835 10/97 Some fun UNIX commands. URINAL.TXT HUMOR 2.1K 12/96 28 different types of people you meet in the men's room. USENET.TXT HUMOR 11K 06/97 Obnoxious things to do on UseNET USERS.TXT HUMOR 6.6K 06/97 Different kinds of users. USURP017.ZIP DOORS 889K 02/98 Usurper v0.17 [1996-09-15] BBS Doorgame. *kicking fantasy* Gangwars and partying. Sex, drugs and steriods Fight monsters and other players in this fasci Be prepared for violent and bizarre nonstop ac Become king! VIRGIN.TXT HUMOR 550 10/96 A virgin gets married in Mississippi...... VIRUS.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 08/97 A Baaaaaaaaad Virus. VS3_0002.ZIP DOORS 104K 04/03 -----------Virtual Sysop ]I[----------- You think you can do better? You think this is EASY? Play Virtual Sysop ]I[ and find out! Virtual Sysop III is a game of BBS and Sysop Simulation. Work hard to build up your BBS, Answer Mail, Upload Files, Buy Modems, Hire Workers, Hack into other BBSes. Can yours be the #1 BBS? Uses any dropfile type. WIN95.TXT HUMOR 2.6K 10/96 Will Win95 live long and prosper? WINBORG.TXT HUMOR 4.3K 12/96 The Borg meet Windows and Microsoft. WINDERS.TXT HUMOR 1.5K 10/96 If Microsoft was located in Georgia. WINZIP80.EXE UTILS 1.2M 07/00 Zipping and unziping util for windows ver8.0 Newest winzip version for windows WISDOM.TXT HUMOR 4.6K 08/98 Little bits of wisdom. WOMEN.TXT HUMOR 1.9K 10/96 Material Safety Data Sheet about women. WRIGHT.TXT HUMOR 3.2K 09/97 Some Steven Wright stuff. XMAS.TXT HUMOR 2.3K 10/97 Christmas Carols for the '90s XMASSONG.TXT HUMOR 454 10/98 Merry Christmas -- in Unix ZCOPY35.ZIP UTILS 45K 02/98 ZCOPY V3.5 - XCOPY replacement, copies whole directories and/or files, can skip same files, copies attributes/date and time, copies read/only, hidden and system files, synchronize dirs, conditional date/time copy, and gives more information about the copy process. *FREEWARE* Copyright (C) 1993-97 C. Buijs