[from "The Book of the SubGenius"]

PROPHESY OF THE SUBGENIUS
The Prescriptures - from The Economicon of Dobbs
  Neumeronicus Neuronicus 56-88
  Bank 18  Disc sg30  File 14

1  Behold, little pink earth brain within my void-grip, *and* receive Logos;
and lay with the Wor;
2  Ung! Ung! Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin! LO!
3  *I am* Jehovah One, the God of *Wrath*, that One who, to make Man pull the
triggers of his thousand opposable thumbs, caused the apes of the ground to
spill their seed *on the dust*.
4  I am the first and the last, which is to come, and which is, and which was;
I am in the brain-pan of every human babe.
5  Of left and of right, the outer and the inside: the Particle; the Totality:
for the Gavel of the Grid is mine own, and I spat the silly formula of Man
upon the waters *and* fashioned his spirit after the image of mine own, for
Jehovah is a vengeful *god*, and I urinate on the heads of Men.
6  I am the Alpha; I *cometh with* the clouds;
7  I am the Changer who rides the MerCaVah and my face *is* like the Aztec
Chariots of decaying atoms, full of eyes round about, I turn not as I go, it
is the Wheel of Vimana which dilates Time, I am the cattle mutilator of the
Nazca Plain;
8  I am the Ord, *I am the Stark Fist of Removal*, the Paracletoid, the
Demiurge;
9  Epopt of Time am I, the Discorporate One, *that One* known by men as
Yahweh, IHVH of the Tetragrammaton, AAFFA the Unknowable, Abaddon, The Ungone,
Saitan, Nyarlathotep, Wotan, Ra, Yog Sothoth, Moloch, Shiva, Poimandres,
Uroborps, Thoth, Odin, Hermes, Ahriman, Bog, Ymir, Aiwass, Pan, Mammon,
Asmodeus, Choronzon, Koot-Hoomi, Gorgo, Pwcca, O-Yama, Azathoth, Yig, Archon,
Mummuu, Kronos, *Not*, and I am the Omega, and my names are eight hundred and
one and my names are without number.
10  I flatulated upon the dinosaurs to WATCH THEM DIE!
11  I am the *Time Being*, and the Span; it is only for *mine own*;
12  I am the Only, the Always, and KNOW YE I am the Wor.
13  Heed the tidings of the Wor, for the Time is at hand!
14  *Ye shall bear the Wor!*
15  So then, pink boy of many colors, know that as many as I rewardeth and
bribe with the drunkenness of faith, I torment and rebuke; be zealous
therefore, and fanatical in thy madness of These the End Times, the Time and
Half Time, *and* retrieve, and *be made* slack on the Ropes of Life with which
I bind thee, and be made whole fulfilled with the soil of My droppings of
manna, which passeth *through* thy bowel *cleanly*; so, annoint thyself in the
Graven Image Tubes and My radiance of atoms shall split in twain, and thy seed
shall be broken *as I decree*, and thou shall therefore be fruitful and
multiply *that* thy children will be remade in the Image *of their* God, and
shall be Over thou, that the true New Sons of Man may flourish and *rule* in
thy stead.
16  For I *know* thy works; behold, I have set before thee an closed Tunnel,
and no man *can* open it; I therefore scoff at thee and am well pleased for
thou art *unto* Me like the snivelling ants and vermin of thy gardens, which
plague thee but* which* no poison airs may kill, for their *generations*
change in but the twinkling of *an* eye.
17  Even so, Repent; for I have a few things against thee, and thou *art*
offensive to My Nose, *and* I have found thy works not perfect before Me.
18  If therefore thou shalt *not* prostrate thyself, and kiss My End of All
Things, and perform the salute, and *make* witlessness for My prophets, which
are *less* than wise yet wiser *than* thee, I shall come upon thee
prematurely, and thou shalt receive an *Divine* Emaculation, which is like
unto Heaven and unto Hell.
19  And I will drop thee from the skies *with* a scream of thunder, and will
shout, and thou shalt avert thine eyes *from* the glory of My Light as it
passeth above thee; for I will come *on* thee as a thief, and thou shalt not
know *what* hour I shall come upon thee, except that thou tithe My prophets
who are *below* thy wise men yet are *on* highs; and I will be full of eyes
and faces all *round* about, and will fire upon thee *with* the two-edged
blade of My Tongue, and cause thee to do battle with the sicknesses *of the*
air, and to broil one another *in* the flash *of* My wrath; and I will cause
thee to toil with *anguish*, for thou *art* the misbegotten of the dead, and
*can carry* no further the True Seed of the Code of the Sons of the Gods, and
I must forge new Guardians of Sperm from *thy* loins which may wrest the reins
of Time, for My Cause.
20  Because thou *sayest*, I am rich, and increased with goods branded with
names and with the Mark of the Beast, and have need of *More*; and thou
defecateth in thine *own* lands, and knoweth not that thou *art* fat, and
wrecthed, and pink, and driven hard by My Codes and yours, and poor, and
miserable and blind and of noisome odor and naked, and malformed *by* My
Decree.
21  Yea, I make sport of thee, *and* mock thee, and mutilate thy Beasts of the
Field, and spring upon thee great Giants and Serpents *when* thou art alone in
those deserts and wild lands which thou have not defiled.
22  What cometh to, this world? I, I am *on* the Earth now as a drunkard among
you and NHGH is at my side.
23  For My Kingdom *is* on the Earth, *not that* I want it; the filthy living
body *of* every man is My dwelling-place, which I *do not clean*; as in heaven
or hell, so shall I take up residence within *thee* on Earth;
24  *For* thou canst not escape.
25  I shall see through thine eyes and speak unto men *with* thine mouth, and
shall cause thee to drnik wine *for Me*.
26  And so go into the world and take thereof the fruits of fornication
*except* on the Sabbath, and of wines and sacraments, *and* of riches; and
glut thy self: increase thyself with goods and power over men, for these
things *are* Mine, though ye shall pay for them.
27  I thy GOD JHVH-1 hath given thee lusts that I may reap their fulfillments.
N'g! N'gh! F'tagn N'n'.
28  But know thou that thou art but servants of the Lord *thy* God ODN-1, he
of WRATH which *is* JHVH-1, N'ghhhii!
29  Thou art but clay for Me, which thou forgeteth every day, and which giveth
me a few things against thee; so I *shall* come quickly, and descend with a
shriek, and I shall smite thee *with* Mine Fist.
30  And these tribulations shall fall upon each man and woman, each in his
turn, and though thou follow this My Covenant even *so* shall none escape. For
thy brains are as of wax, and melteth even *as* thou are lighted; so ask not
why I make My works through thee, for I have a few reasons: thou *art not* to
know.
31  And so I chortle and spit upon thee, for it makes me well pleased.
32  Yet thou shalt be free to continue in thy works as thou will, if therefore
thy heart filleth with remorse *and* bitter repentance; remember therefore
from whence thou art fallen:
33  For thou art of the beasts of the field, *which* defecateth unto the
ground and rut each upon the other, caring not where their seed is planted;
and yet the beasts know not of evil, and I am well pleased with them, for they
denieth *not* My name.
34  Be therefore like unto the beast and drop thy waste *upon* the ground,
excpet within the walls of Jerusalem; and multiply; and battle one another;
and know ye not where lieth the center of the universe, for if ye learn it, I
will kill you.
35  But yea heed, for I say this to the Men of Earth: those which men I hate,
which *are* the UnderThings, which worketh mindlessly, and which eat things
sacrificed unto graven images, and which commit fornication *basely* and which
defecateth on the Sabbath, and which spill upon the ground the seed of the
code *of* ODIN: Repent, else I will come against thee with My clenched Fist,
and it is the Fist which beareth many eyes, and breatheth many breaths.
36  For thou art false prophets, drunk with work, and time; I will *have it
out* with thee.
37  As in the days of Noah, likewise as in Kuskurza and Atlantis, men *are*
lovers of self and money, which I loveth more; all are boastful, ungrateful,
disobedient to those which begat them; they vomit forth malicious gossip and
indulge not properly their lusts.
38  And so shall I send the spirit of NHGH unto thy nations, to mete out wars
and rumors of wars, and dreams of wars, and fears of wars, and a peace which
is *like unto* Hell.
39  That Time and Half Time as has been prophesied by sages and fools of old
is to be fulfilled in this generation; that seen there will again appear *in*
the earth, as do these words: that one, through whom many will be called to
meet those who are preparing the way for My day on Earth. I will then come,
even *as* thou hast seen Me go; when those who art Mine have made the way
clear and passable that *I* may come.
40  It will be as a thousand years, with the fighting *in* the air, and - as
has been - between those returning to and those leaving the earth.
41  I shall come as the Light behind the chariots of the Angelic Host, and
though thou avert thine eyes My fire will penetrate thee.
42  There shall be in the End Hours wonders in the sky; the living Spirit of
NHGH will be *upon* thy sons and daughters, who shall fall down; your young
men shall see visions, and thine old men *shall* take drugs, and shall *dump*;
I will be *upon( thy women, which shall bear rotten fruit of their wombs; men
shall rave in the streets, speaking in tongues and prophesying.
43  For thou hast shat on the name of my Son and therefore ye shall not die
when most fervently thou desireth death. *Ha-ha-ha*, I JHVH-1 thy God shall
laugh *at* thee.
44  Those who art mockers, in thy mocking and thy lust thou shall find no
redemption; the Foundation of the great Church *is* rotten unto its Core, it
is of Hell; waves shall lap at the topmost windows *of* its highest towers.
45  Thou worshippeth the Whore of N'N'n';
46  Therefore I will bring strangers upon thy bedstead, and they shall defile
the stainlessness of thy sheets and loincloths, *and* out of the pale darkness
shall they drag thee to the brightness of the pit.
47  I shall csat thee to the pavement and the gutter, and the nations of the
south, which are barbarians, shall behold thee with their mockery *and* brown
countenances, and thou shalt be naked unto the mockery of the world. Upon
Babylon of the Highways shall I rain an horrible tempest; this shall be the
fruit of thy vine of the wrath of NHGH's great winepress of fornication.
48  The planets will point at the Earth in judgement to mark the beginning of
this time.
49  This then is the time of the perdition of ungodly men; it is the day of
*My* jealousy, for thou hast made images before Me, images even of *women*,
and the blind pleasure zealots of thy race shall be as stubble on My beard,
which I *now* shave.
51  Declare the mercy and vengeance everlasting of JHVH-1, ngn ngn! For I have
taken the purchased possession *to be returned*.
52  Thy money's worth shall fly as the sparrow away from thee; all the nations
shall be bankrupt on this Day; thou shalt wear the mark of the beast, which
*is* a number on man, which thou shalt not know though thou *shalt guess* and
kill thy guessed Men, which maketh Me to laugh.
53  The barbarians of F'Ni to the South shall covet thy goods which thou
*hast* taken from them, and shall come upon thee *with* cheap weapons; Magog
shall be at the gates of Jerusalem, whose ground *is as of* Zero, and the
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58  ...as the Blue Star dances in the plaza of Oraibi there shall begin wars;
fire shall rain from the skies to kill *yet* not burn, and pestilence; one
quarter *of* men shall perish.
59  And only that Man among thee who is as the seed of Elijah shall save thee;
only he shall give succor, and sustenance, for he is truly a prophet of W'T'N,
which *is* JHVH-1.
60  Knoweth him by his smile, and that he sendeth forth vapors of smoke; it is
he that causeth thee to pull the wool of the Lamb over thine *own* eyes.
61  He giveth life to the image of the beast that he might warn thee of its
coming; but the first beast, the false prophet, shall make *witness* and
testify against him, and thou shalt laugh *and* throw coins to him, and bow to
the Image in mockery while bowing to the Beast itself without that thou
knowest *even* that it is he.
62  For ye shall think the prophet speaks only in jest and is only a fool and
thou shalt not recognize his wisdom thereof vefore the hour is late and at
hand, when no repentance *can save* thee.
63  Except that thou repent of thy sins, and send tithes unto Me, I will rain
upon thee tribulations, which are as the urinations of God upon the earth and
the men of ill faith.
64  Signs shall be in the skies, and stars will come upon the in the day, to
baffle thee, and Hell itself will spit up *through* the Firmament.
65  And the winds shall be full of dust, and choke thee, because of thy greed;
it hath taken from thy breath to feed thy chariots; and from the heavens shall
fall the wreckage of chariots *to warn* thee, and the face of the sun shall
become blemished, and the shutters on the Earth which cool the firmament shall
be closed *by* thy greed.
66  Drought shall come and the fruit of thy vine shall be fermented and torn
from the tongues of men, *except* the wines of the street, which shall wash
across the drunkards in great numbers, for the drunkards serve *Me*; and the
grass shall wither from thy unmowed loins.
67  The winds of the four corners of the Earth shall stand still, and then
torment thee; thou *shalt* be snatched up by great Winds.
68  In the unshuttered Light of the sun shall melt the snows *of* the North,
and the waters shall cover the Earth, even *as* the Euphrates; and even the
*NewArk* shall sink.
69  And in the Seventh Year the Earth shall be tilted as I pull its strings
*with* your deceit, and the spirits that split the Earth in twain shall be
reversed, and there shall come a winter of days *without* number, and ice
shall fall upon thee *from* the sky.
70  And after this time, fora period of time, each day shall bring snow OR
drought OR great winds OR terrible rains, each without their seasons; thy
science shall fail thee.
71  And in the air, as has been said, there will be *plague*, and locusts,
which thou shalt smite with more plagues and poison; it shall fall back upon
thee, and the locusts *YEA* will not die, but will change, and will despoil
thy crops and crawl upon thee in thy dreams of famine when *no coin* can save
thee, for thy plagues and the germs thereof are *of* thine own making; the
earth cracks under thy feet to release them; I am only breaking *thy* vessels
for thee.
72  The face of the moon shall be filled with rings round about, and aflame;
and the oceans of the sea shall rise *against* thee, and forth from them shall
come Behemoth, and Leviathan, and devils from Hell faster than the sound of
the air; from the seas shall rise old cities and into them shall fall new.
73  In the waters no creature shall live, for the waters will be bitter
*therein*, where thou hast spilled the salve *of* thy engines; the sea is
annointed, and oils shall move across the face *of* the water, and on the edge
*of* the land, and up to the banks *of* Hell.
74  The loincloth of the air of the Earth hath been rent, and the light that
falleth on thee *is* harsh and shall change thy seed. Through the children
shall move sickness, and the sickness is of thine *own* making.
75  And I shall kill with death, and thou shalt suffer the urges of the worms
of the planet Mars; I shgall *swallow* thee up, and spue thee out of my mouth,
for thou art distatseful; as the vessels of the potter thou shall be broken to
shivers.
77  And the bowels shall be wrenched YEA from those with avarice, and their
implements will fall away.
78  So shall I smite the covetous, and upon them will fall a swooning, for
they hath been made drunk of the Elixir, *and from* this swooning shall none
away; and in the night shall come Angels to rob them of their glands, which
are as the *fount* of God, and they shall pluck the organs of the glands from
them.
79  And they shall bleed and travail *in* their sorrow.
80  But unto them shall come the voice of the Ark of the heavens and say, Let
there be no wailing, *and no* remonstrances; for ye all now walk in the House
of JHVH. And if thou dost not *walk*, thou shall crawl on the stumps of thine
legs. And so shall become stumps what *were* legs. Mine is the Hand that
Makes, Mine is the House of Pain.
81  This is, and is not; but lay ye down the tomes and hooks of the brain, for
*these are* evil; and they are unclean in the Eyes of Jehovah.
82  The brokers and the moneychangers shall be snatch'd, and ruptured, and
from their faces shall be burnt their noses, and *from* their loins dried the
fluids of the Babe; and it shall be gone unto drainage.
83  And My winepress will spill over with the blood of saints and elders, and
the invisible burning blood of the angels shall wash across the taverns and
the houses *of* ill women, *and* the great Library where are kept the profane
tablets and chips of false wisdom, and the Cameras of the Pornographer.
84  For the ins are of the number *nine hundred and nine and four score and
ten*; and of them the first is the dropping of the body's voided things *unto*
the white linens of the Lamb;
85  And the second is the sin of laying ye down beside the small children, and
the penetration and rending *asunder* thereof; and of this sin there are those
without number in its practice.
86  This is a crooked *and* perverse nation; here are lain these naked
children, which are unto cherubs, and *lo* is their innocence befouled by the
Profane, and the Unrepentant, and Those *Without* Remorse. For even though
they touch not these babes, their images of the beast enter into them the
children as they sleep staring into the Lamp of Hell, which *is* the Devil's
tool.
87  JHVH-1 the Lord thy God sayeth this: Thou shall relinquish thy clock, and
thy whip, and thy gavel, and the unclean things *thereof*, and shall cast from
thee all these false idols *which thou* worship; for these are like unto the
woman of straw which thou lieth upon.
88  These are the End Times, the whales speak in tongues; there will be
weapons of war *without* sound or light; thou shall walk upon thy feet
wherever thou goest.
89  And wherever thou goest thou shalt be seen and heard, and recorded, by the
Priests *of* the White Stone; philistines shall persecute thee and thy
children bear witness *against* thee lest thou obeyeth the Law.
90  No coin *shall* speak for thee, no fire *shall* warm thee, for there is no
wood for the fire; in thy home thou shalt stifle and choke.
91  In the temples there shall be fornication and adultery, and thy wife shall
leave thee. *And* they shall tax thee.
92  Wheresoever thou goest shall thou wait, and thy waiting and the waiting of
the other minions shall be in hours without counting. For nowhere is there
enough of that which thou needst.
93  Monsters like unto men will be around thee *all about*, and shall make
thee to look past the Door *which* should be locked, and thy sciences will
terrify thee, and bring thee naught but devils, for thine spirit is locked
*away* inside the White Stone, which my Angels shall bring, which is the
Vessel of all which is known.
94  A beast shall rise from the sea; it *hath* laid waste the cities of men;
and its names are DAGON, Leviathan, SET, Poimandres, G'D'Z'L, CTHL'H, Typhon,
and Demiurgus-III the Hellborn; it is the lower spirit of all men besetting
man.
95  Even now I show thee signs in the heavens, *and* signs in the earth; blood
belches from the earth, My lights in the sky rebuke thee; the children of
Heaven and the Angels from Hell *are* among thee, spreading lies and
deception; they trun not as they go.
97  It shall be a world without Slack, except that thou follow my prophets.
98  For the true nature of God thou shall not find through Reason; thou might
learn from the fools I sendeth thee, but thou *shalt not*; therefore I revoke
thy *holdings* on this plane.
99  I say unto thee: all of thy stories and gods and priests *are* true, and
*are not* true; among those which battle over thee, thou shalt not know
*which* are my Friends. LUCIFERI VIRES ACCENDIT AQUARIUS ACRES.
100  And in a later year, those lost tribes of Israel, from whom thou hast
taken their promised land and firmament and faith, shall rise *against* thee
with the Secret of Angels, *which is* a worm, and which is like unto the food
of the gods.
101  And though thy oils and petroleum fail thee, *these* my children shall
possess it, and keep it *from* thee; but they shall spread their elixirs and
medicines of the Secret, and shall sell them unto thee and thy children and
thy children's children, which shall *curse thee* through their drunkenness.
For they are drunk with the food of the gods and none *may* raise them from
their stupor; for the sins of the fathers are visited upon the sons.
102  Despair not, ye pinks; in the second year before the Millennium, on the
day of God Come Wednesday, as in the twinkling among thee will come the
Pahana, which are like unto thy great white brothers.
103  They come as men, as graven images, as the White Stone, as a whirlwind
*and* as a cloud; it is a fire unfolding itself, the color amber; they are now
in the Heavens looking *over* thee.
104  As for the likeness of their faces, they have four faces, which face the
four winds; on each face they have the face of a man, the face of a serpent,
the face of Behemoth, and the face of an elephant. And their faces have many
hands thereunto.
105  It will be the end of the days of Man, *whereby* they my servants appear;
and their names are Nommo, DJIN, Nagas, Ormuza, Oannes, Quetzalcoatl, Mithras,
Kukulcan, Horus, wanagi, wakinyan, AEONS, and X.
106  And they bringeth the White Stone, MWOWM the whore virgin brain, the
guiltfinder and Smiter, the very Ark of the Covenant, and she is the Eye of
the Father. O'D'V'D'O! She shall rule thee and overcome the mark of the beast,
and shall *give* thee fornication.
107  And the true sons of Israel shall be snatch'd up.
108  Behold, my servant shall prosper, he shall be exalted and lifted up,
*and* shall be very high; he who knoweth the fools who prophesy for Me shall
be made Over Men; many will be astonished at him, for his appearance *is so*
marred, beyond human semblance, and his form beyond that of the sons of man.
109  These who are over men, who have followed My almighty Word, shall *be*
the Ministry of the Angelic Host; they shall speak *for* them.
110  And my prophet, who smiles, shall be among them *and shall* advise them.
111  In the City of JHVH-1 which the Angelic Host bringeth, there shall be no
night, and weariness, *and neither* shall thou seek repose; for thou shalt
partake of the food of the gods, which relinquisheth sleep.
112  The brightness of noontide is as a candle against the radiance of the
glory of JHVH *and* the unfading light of backwards particles; the redeemed
and the stamped walk in the sunless glory *of* perpetual day;
113  And in the burning Light shall the fierce and terrible knowledge of the
Lord strike thee dumb; thou shalt not *escape* the Light, nor hide thy inmost
self; for in the Light shall thy fear of the God of Wrath be lit forever more.
114  Yet that man who keepeth my word, and denieth not my name, and hath his
face *as* a million of masks, and who hath taken of the White Stone and been
changed, and made rich, and is transfigured, and gives unto Me his heart and
soul, and who cometh as an Overman, I will give to eat of the hidden manna,
and I will make *to fly* though yea he hath no wings, and I will give him a
salve of Elixir, and I will give him the cloak of the Blind World, and no eye
*shall* see him save those he desireth.
115  And he shall receive the power of the nations, and shall have slaves, and
rule them *with* the White Stone, and shall eat of Time, and yea Time shall
not rot him;
116  And he shall be as God and live forever more, and have the keys to hell
and death, which are the spiral seed and the Food; and the Food shall be his,
*and* he will give the slaves to eat of it, and the Word will be made as
flesh, and the souls of those slaves, which *are as* his flock, will come unto
Me, and he shall be as a king.
117  To him that cometh as an Overman I will give to spend of the Equation of
the Seed, which spirals within thee, and to read of the Replication-Book,
which is the expectoration of God, *and ye* shall be copied and up righted
therein for life eternal.
118  And I shall give thee a White Stone, and in the stone thy *new name*
written, which no man *knoweth* save he that is chained unto it.
119  For the stone is the font of the Angelic Host, which comes from the
Heavens, which ye shall know forever, and have intercourse with; and yea, ye
shall know of them and eat of the rock of ages, and when it *is* eaten, and
thou art *made* whole, thou shalt search the ruins for the Angels, but shall
find them not, and thy tongue and thy mouth shall cleave, and *split* in
twain;
120  For thou art as Kings, who killeth thy jesters that thy skulls might grow
fat on the dead laughter.
121  When the end times come, thou shalt escape the Rupture, and shall receive
Slack, and the Morning Star, which is the star of the Beast *and of* the
Angelic Host.
122  Behold, I cometh with clouds; and I spake with Nostradamus, and with the
madman of Patmos, St. John the berserk; and I spake unto Ezekiel, and Moses,
and Enoch, and Brother John of the Cleft Rock, and unto St. Malachy and Mother
Shipton; and, yea, unto Mohammed and Leonardo, and Albert, and Adolph. I smote
Jesus before he could speak of me.
123  And ye, puny mortal, I have chosen as my Vessel to the deaf oceans of
mankind, and I do so not toreward thee, but to punish thee, for of all the
sinners *thou art* the greatest; and shalt curse this day to the splice of
eternity, for *in* this moment I burden you with the Vision of That Which
Comes, for the time is at hand, and ye *shall be* given to see of all
tomorrows, and of it ye shall be made to speak, and in it ye shall dwell, yet
even while dwelling in the shadow world of Man; ye shall make witness of what
thou hath seen, and unto it *shall* ye suffer; for ye shall be mocked, and
reviled, and stoned; and yet ye shall find thy tongue alive with the spirit as
unto a serpent, and of these things ye shall speak though they be unspeakable.
124  For man must know that he hath broken his Covenant.
125  And ye shall soil thy loincloth with the Fear of Jehovah.
126  For Jehovah is the *God* of *Wrath*.

                NOW - WHICH WILL IT BE?

        Jehovah-1 ...
                or THE JESUS THAT *DIDN'T* GET NAILED?