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Date: Thu, 26 Jun 1997 11:00:22 +0600
To: socgrad@csf.colorado.edu
From: Jeff Janosko <jjanosko@vt.edu>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
What do you mean by "actually"?


At 11:07 AM 6/26/97 GMT, you wrote:
>          So what is God actually saying then?
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>Subject: Re:  WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
>Author:  socgrad@csf.colorado.edu at :external_mail
>Date:    6/25/97 02:01
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>> >WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 
>> >
>> >1.He had only one major publication. 
>> >2.It was in Hebrew. 
>> >3.It had no references. 
>> >4.It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 
>> >5.Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 
>> >6.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since 
>then
>> >? 
>> >7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 
>> >8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 
>> >9.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
>> >subjects. 
>> >10.When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning 
>the
>> >subjects. 
>> >11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the 
>> >sample. 
>> >12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. 
>>>13.Some say he had his son teach the class. 
>> >14.He expelled his first two students for learning. 
>> >15.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his 
>> >tests. 
>> >16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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>17. He knocked up one of his students.
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