From: M.AMOAH@lse.ac.uk
Date: Thu, 26 Jun 97 11:07:43 GMT
Message-Id: <9705268673.AA867345704@smtplink.lse.ac.uk>
To: socgrad@csf.colorado.edu
Subject: Re[2]: WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
          So what is God actually saying then?


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Subject: Re:  WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
Author:  socgrad@csf.colorado.edu at :external_mail
Date:    6/25/97 02:01


> >WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 
> >
> >1.He had only one major publication. 
> >2.It was in Hebrew. 
> >3.It had no references. 
> >4.It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 
> >5.Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 
> >6.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since 
then
> >? 
> >7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 
> >8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 
> >9.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
> >subjects. 
> >10.When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning 
the
> >subjects. 
> >11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the 
> >sample. 
> >12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. 
>>13.Some say he had his son teach the class. 
> >14.He expelled his first two students for learning. 
> >15.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his 
> >tests. 
> >16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
          
17. He knocked up one of his students.