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Date: Wed, 02 Apr 1997 23:04:49 -0600
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From: Cyd Crue <crue@uiuc.edu>
Subject: Re: Humor
Elizabeth, I thought you might enjoy these:-)
Cyd
At 07:38 PM 4/2/97 -0800, you wrote:
>Ok, these are hit-n-miss, and too regional, 
>but you'll find an analogue in your area -
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>UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIGHTBULB JOKES
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>How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
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>How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
>        (actually 12 -- you need one to roll the fatty....)
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>How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None: Davis doesn't have electricity.
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>How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
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>How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
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>How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
>right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
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>How many U.C Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None: Riverside looks better in the dark
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>How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One: she just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around her.
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