Received: from mail.sdsu.edu (mail.sdsu.edu [130.191.25.3]) by csf.Colorado.EDU (8.7.6/8.7.3/CNS-4.0p) with ESMTP id UAA19141 for ; Wed, 2 Apr 1997 20:24:53 -0700 (MST) Received: from ctool3p23.sdsu.edu (ctool3p23.sdsu.edu [130.191.4.99]) by mail.sdsu.edu (8.8.4/8.8.4) with SMTP id TAA05344 for ; Wed, 2 Apr 1997 19:24:27 -0800 (PST) Message-Id: <3.0.16.19970402193809.31bf061e@mail.sdsu.edu> X-Sender: vigil@mail.sdsu.edu Date: Wed, 02 Apr 1997 19:38:28 -0800 To: socgrad@csf.colorado.edu From: Joe Surfer Subject: Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Ok, these are hit-n-miss, and too regional, but you'll find an analogue in your area - UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIGHTBULB JOKES How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician. How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. (actually 12 -- you need one to roll the fatty....) How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Davis doesn't have electricity. How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it. How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. How many U.C Riverside students does it take to change a lightbulb? None: Riverside looks better in the dark How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb? One: she just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around her.