Return-Path: list-relay@UCSD.EDU Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 18:53:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Karen Lee To: Chris Paul , Lloys Frates , "Patrick O'Neill" , Audrey Lee , "Peggy Lee O'Neill" <76171.2327@compuserve.com>, Katherine Grubbs , Jennifer Rayman , Jacqui Dutson , Lawrence Bobo , Lisa Catanzarite , Christena Turner , Steve Cornell , Rebecca Klatch , Steve Epstein , Yen Espiritu , Harvey Goldman , Jeff Haydu , Martha Lampland , John Lie , Bud Mehan , Maria Charles , Victor Nee , Rae Blumberg , William Roy , Philip Yang , socgrad@UCSD.EDU, soc-ucsd@helix.ucsd.edu, Barbara Stewart , David Ravetch , David Mann , James Snyder , Jarvis Mak , Jill Ryan , Mary Jo Johnson , Rebekah Sobel , Lovell Sevilla , Oanh Vu , Roxanne Neal Subject: (Fwd) You may learn something..... (fwd) Ah, I look forward to teaching next year... ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > A student comes to a young professor's office hours. He > glances down the hall, closes the door quietly, and kneels > in front of her pleadingly. > > "I would do ...anything...to pass this exam," he gushes. He > leans closer to her, flips back his hair seductively, and gazes > very meaningfully into her eyes. > > "I mean ..." he whispers, "... I would do ANYTHING." > > She returns his gaze. > > "Anything?" > > "Anything." > > Her voice softens. > > "ANYTHING??" > > "ANYTHING." > > She leans forward and presses her cheek against his, with her > mouth next to his ear. Her voice turns to a whisper... > > "Would you ... study?" ----- End Included Message ----- ----- End Included Message -----