Mon, 1 Aug 1994 06:21:31 -0700 for <socgrad@ucsd.edu>
From: S-ENDER@bss1.umd.edu
    Mon, 1 Aug 94 9:21:29 +1100
Organization:  University of Maryland,College Park
To: socgrad@UCSD.EDU
Date:          Mon, 1 Aug 1994 09:21:01 EDT
Subject:       Re: protocol?? ;-^)

rumor has it that the asa has hired fashion police for the meetings 
this year...i have a copy of copy of a copy of a copy of a report 
that stipulates:

    "anyone possessing less than one ounce of polyester in their
    fabric will be subject to $10,000 fine and/or one year in prison."
    
the fashion police will probably be undercover...disguised as 
hotel workers...some of their "bow ties" may be cameras...if they 
talk into their nameplates, run for it...there may even be polyester 
check points at the major entrances; i recommend the fire escape for 
the denim junkies...

...of course the asa only have jurisdiction inside the 
major hotels...once outside, on the streets of los angeles, we are 
relatively free to wear what we want...however, blue or red 
does not go over well in certain nieghborhoods of south central los 
angeles...


morten 'if-you-ride-at-night-wear-white' ender