Turn Off Your TV--Part X The Making of Sports Into a Secular Religion by L. Wolfe The same theoretical outlook that was behind the mass brainwashing of Nazi Germany is found in the mass crowd phenomenon of spectator sports. Sigmund Freud's principal point in {Mass Psychology and the Study of the I} was that masses of people can be organized around appeals to the emotions. Mass rallies, for example, appeal not to reason, but to the emotions, for the appeals to be successful. The most powerful such appeals are to the {unconscious}, which has the power to dominate and throw aside reason. ``The mass has never thirsted for truth,'' he writes. ``They demand illusions and cannot do without them. They constantly give what is unreal precedence over what is real; they are almost as strongly influenced by what is untrue as what is true. They have an evident tendency not to distiguish between the two.'' Freud further states that under this condition, with man's reason dominated by {emotionalism} and unable and {unwilling} to look for Truth, the individual in a mass or crowd loses his moral conscience, or what Freud calls his {ego ideal}. This is not necessarily a bad thing for the individual, the evil Freud claims, since the moral conscience which he later named the {Over I} or {superego}, causes man to ``unnaturally'' repress his basic animal instincts; this, Freud claims, produces neuroses. In a crowd organized around people's emotions, the individual will exhibit a tendency to ``let himself go,'' to free himself of all moral and social inhibitions: ``Isolated, he may be a cultivated individual; in a crowd, he is a barbarian--that is a creature acting by instinct.... Nothing about it [how a person behaves under such crowd condition] is premeditated....'' ``It [a crowd] cannot tolerate any delay between its desires and the fulfillment of what it desires,'' writes Freud, stating that this is why the individual is so willing to let himself become a part of a powerful mass experience which can gratify those emotional desires. Such crowds, observes Freud, have regressed to {the mental life of children}. They operate, not according to reason, but according to irrational, emotional desires. In this mindless, emotional state, individuals are easily manipulated by leaders who can shift the values of the masses to coincide with the crowd's infantile fantasies. We'll take a look at a typical sports crowd. {You're watching a professional hockey game. Sitting next to you are an accountant and a school teacher, each in declining middle age. Below you is a teenage couple; over to the side is a banker, and just behind you are a couple of lawyers, with their young sons. It's a close game. ``Knock that bum down,'' screams the lawyer, ``Don't let him skate like that.'' ``Kill him,'' screams the lawyer's young son. ``Put the body on him.'' A fight breaks out on the ice between two players. The crowd rises, cheering wildly as the home team player lands punch after punch, bloodying his opponent. The lawyers cheer the loudest. The announcement of penalties is greeted with more cheers for the home team combatant, as the referees escort the players to the penalty boxes. Finally, the action begins again. A home team player breaks in for a clear shot on goal. The little black puck shoots into the net behind the opposing goalie. A goal. Lights flash all around and pandemonium breaks out in the crowd. The banker gets so excited that he spills his beer all over the teenage couple. Everyone is laughing. Everyone is happy, as they celebrate the home team's goal.} Was there any difference in the behavior in that crowd of the adults and the children? Not really. What has been described is a common example of the {mass infantilism} that we have referred to. Now think for a moment about the televised football game we described earlier. The person described was not {in} a crowd per se, but was watching a televised game in his living room. {Yet he displayed the same kind of emotional responses as if he were present at the stadium}. This demonstrates the power of televised sports to induce behavior in what the brainwashers call an {extended crowd}. In the television era, there are two audiences for every sporting event: one that is present at the event and one that is viewing the event, usually, as it happens, on the television screen. The first audience is limited by the size of the stadium, and even the largest stadiums are limited to well under 100,000 people. The television audience, especially for a major sporting event like a football game, numbers in the millions. The spectator in the stadium, as well as the viewer in the living room, are linked by the common perception of the events on the {playing field}. They are aware of each other's existence: The fanatic at home hears the crowd noise on the television set and sees shots of the packed stands. The fan in the stands knows of the massive television viewership {through his own and his fellow fans' habituated viewing habits.} ``If I were home, I'd be watching,'' he thinks. If he is at the game, he hopes to attract the attention of the television camera crews, so that he might be seen by the fans at home. The television brainwashers like Fred Emery of Tavistock have noted this phenomena. Someone watching his favorite show is only {vaguely} aware that others are watching as well, giving rise to a sense of isolation. The viewer of a sporting event is {keenly} aware of the existence of others, the brainwashers say, and therefore participates in a common, {mass experience of enormous perceived importance}. The perception of importance is self-validating: If one million people are doing the same thing, at the same time, it {must} be important. Each sporting event, therefore, takes on a {psychological significance} to the viewer. It becomes a common, emotional bond between him or herself and {one million or more} other people. Some recent psychological surveys of Americans between the ages 15 and 50 found that when they were asked to list significant events that occurred within their lifetimes, an extremely large number listed {sporting events}, and many listed several such events. Similarly, among American males especially, this {co-participation} in spectator sports, creates a sense of {identity} with fellow {fanatics}. A Mets fan walking down the street seeing another person wearing a baseball cap with a Mets logo develops a sense of {comradeship} with this unknown other. He gives him a wave, and maybe a raised fist, signifying solidarity with ``the cause.'' The same person will routinely avert his eyes from the gaze of a homeless person and even another person dressed the same as he. Thus, the {mass spectator experience} extends beyond the timeframe of any single game or even season, to become a part of the personality, a process of childlike {identification} with objects and feeling states. The point to be made here is that viewing spectator sports in a habituated way, over an extended period of time, does alter a person's personality because it causes him to respond to situations from an emotionally determined set of reference points. As we said, it makes you stupid and more animal-like. This is not something that can be turned on or off like a television set. Just as we have explained previously that the {hidden messages} of the television stay with you even when the set is off, {playing back} even years later, so does this pattern of {emotional, non-thinking response}, caused by habituated viewing of sports, stay with you. Playback Now, think back to what we had said about the Gulf War and the briefing by General Norman Schwarzkopf on how the plan of attack against Iraq secured military victory. Try to remember {your response} to this briefing, that so openly and consciously was made to resemble a football coach's victory press conference. Didn't it call up the same kind of emotional response that you had when {your} team won an important game? Didn't you want to raise your fist in the air and say: ``We really knocked the crap out of the Iraqis, didn't we. We really took it to them.'' {This is your sports mentality playing back, on cue}. The people who organized that press conference {knew} that you had been programmed to respond that way. By using the {language} of sports to describe the war, they were triggering a {playback} of infantile emotions associated with spectator sports, limiting your critical reasoning capacities. A month earlier, the 1991 Superbowl between the New York Giants and Buffalo Bills had featured a halftime spectacular, staged by Hollywood producers, with the ``nothing-should-be-spared'' cooperation of the U.S. Department of Defense, {celebrating the dedication} of the game to the war effort, then in its savage aerial bombardment phase. With 80,000 people in the stands wearing yellow ribbons for the troops standing and cheering, waves of military planes flew over the Orange Bowl. More than {150 million} people in this country watched the halftime extravaganza end with rock singer Whitney Houston screeching her way through the National Anthem. (Her rendition, complete with fireworks, was turned into a rock video and was soon the number one song in sales in the United States.) As several commentators noted, the Superbowl had been turned into {the largest war rally in the history of the world}. It was the {spirit} of that Superbowl {war rally}, that ``coach'' Schwarzkopf evoked, quite consciously, with his briefing. Be Like Mike Let's shift focus slightly. {You and your son are watching a close basketball game, in its final seconds. The clock ticks down, as Michael Jordan, the superstar of the Chicago Bulls, takes the ball at midcourt. ``It's all down to one play,'' says the television announcer. ``It's all up to Michael. They're clearing out the lane for him.'' Then the announcer is silent, as the clock ticks off the time in tenths of a second. It's under ten seconds now. Jordan starts his move toward the basket. Suddenly, near the foul line, he feints to his left, then twists around to his right, launching himself into the air. Somehow, he is propelled through a maze of arms, to the rim and he slams the ball through. The clock reads no time left. ``He's done it,'' screams the announcer. ``Or should I say, he's done it again! Amaaazing!''} Did you ever think about what goes on in your son's mind as he watches the game? On the one hand, he is {fixated} on the screen, taking in the action as it happens. But something else is going on as well: He is fantasizing that he could ``Be Like Mike,'' as the ad for the sports drink says in its jingle, that he could be famous and spectacular like Jordan or another athlete. He will try to act out this fantasy, perhaps by trying to practice and copy some ``move'' or mannerism of the superstar athlete, or under certain circumstances by buying some product the athlete endorses. In such ways are sports {heroes} copied by the young. But what about you? How do you watch the same events? You're in middle age or slightly younger. Superstardom has passed you by. In your heart of hearts, you know that you can't really ``Be Like Mike,'' in that 35 to 45 year old body of yours. But the ``dream'' dies hard: You still can connect with fantasies and times of your youth, through the sports viewing experience. {You could have been like Mike, if only things were different,} you fantasize. {You have been ``transported'' to an infantile state, through associations and identifications with experiences of youth}. This is made possible by the now-universal mass culture of sports and especially television sports; you remember some game that you may have seen or even played in, some experience akin to what is taking place on the screen in front of you. It is this power to make associations with an infantile, fantasized past, that is a key to much of the power that spectator sports has over you. {It is a way to shut off the reality of the current world, by calling forth a fantasy world in which your infantile self participates}. Often, the habituated viewing of spectator sports will have the effect of creating a {false past} for the individual, in which he or she has so strongly imagined some fantasy from his childhood, that he now believes it to be true. Many males who never made it close to a football field will tell their friends that they actually played for their schools. The habituated viewing of spectator sports calls forth the most infantile part of a person, and that infantilism often leads to a distortion of one's true self and past, further crippling creative reason. None of this started with television; it has been going on far longer than that. But, as we have said before, the mass proliferation of sports through television has universalized this {neurosis} throughout much of the adult male population. Brainwashing by Numbers We have also noted that fanatics have their unique way to communicate with each other. The {language} of sports, meaning the terms used to describe various actions, rules, etc., of the major sports, have become a part of popular language. It is for this reason that the Schwarzkopf briefing could be understood by those watching it. A major portion of the {sports language} is {numbers}--the endless amount of statistical information used to quantify and therefore analyze the events taking place on the {playing field}. These numbers are totally useless for the conduct of human affairs on a day-to-day basis. They tell people nothing about the real world or things that might truly matter in their daily lives. Yet, it is a simple fact, that more people can tell you what the records of the starting pitchers are in today's Yankee-Orioles baseball game, than where the dollar closed in Tokyo. My father once tried to impress on me the frivolity of sports ``numbers.'' He told me that when he was a young clerk in a shipping firm he was riding the elevator with a friend. He and his friend were rattling off a comparison between the batting averages of the then-Brooklyn Dodgers and New York Giants starting teams, arguing furiously over the merits of the players. Later that day, my father was called to the office of the president of the company to bring some price quotes on brass valves. There was one missing. ``What's the price on this?'' the president asked him. ``I don't know,'' my father replied. ``I'll have to go look it up.'' ``I was on the elevator with you a little while ago,'' said the president, quite angrily. ``I'd have gotten an answer immediately if I asked you Willie Mays' batting average. That you know by heart, but what I pay you to know you have to look up!'' But aside from creating useless and meaningless clutter in the minds of millions of sports fans, the statistical explosion around sports has had another, more important mind-destroying effect. It has tended to cause people to try to judge everything by numbers, by {counting} and in so doing, it has made them more prone to brainwashing through {public opinion polls} of the type we have discussed in previous sections of this report. The pollsters themselves have noted this. They say that Americans have been conditioned by sports statistics to accept the statistical results of polls as {inherently true}. It is easy to see why from a typical sports argument. ``Listen,'' says one fellow. ``I say that Conseco isn't half the player that Cal Ripken is.'' ``Oh yeah?,'' says the other guy, ``Well just look at his numbers. He has more career home runs, more runs batted in....'' ``Right, but Ripken has a higher lifetime batting average and he has played in 1,730 consecutive games,'' the first fellow answers. And so on. These ``debates'' take place {millions} of times, every day. In each, statistics are used as {accurate measurements}. They are accepted as {facts}, to be used in argument. Poll results are presented in the same way. As a result of your brainwashing by sports and sports statistics, you never bother to question whether such results are fraudulent. ``Hey, just show me the numbers,'' says the sports fan. ``If it's a statistic, it's a fact.'' Such {statistical reasoning}, with everything placed into neatly, counted categories, with ``facts'' represented as columns of counted objects, is coherent with an {Aristotelian} representation of the universe. It leads to a linear interpretation, to a fixed reality. {Truth}, as we have been discussing Truth in this series, can {never be defined from such arrays of statistically presented facts.} Truth is located in the {process} of creative reason that determines the hypothesis governing the means by which hypotheses {change.} The {Socratic method}, as practiced by Plato and the great Christian thinkers, like St. Augustine, seeks Truth in {what cannot be counted}, and in the rejection of a fixed, counted universe. It is {a quality of mind}, the same quality of creative reason that allows man to participate in God's creation and that distinguishes him from the animal, that alone determines Truth. Habituated sports viewing leads to a fixation on {numbers} and the statistical representation of Truth. This fixation {neurotically} reduces the ability of the mind to reason in the {Socratic} manner necessary to discover Truth. The Gambling Disease The fixation of the sports fanatic on numbers also leads to another addiction: Gambling. Sports gambling, both legal and illegal through an organized-crime controlled network of betting parlors, is a {multi-hundred billion dollar annual business}. Like sports itself, it is controlled and encouraged through the oligarchy's Dope, Inc., the international drug cartel which uses the betting process to launder dope monies. The sports fanatic turned serious bettor, begins to associate {only} with the numerical content of the games, reduced to the so-called {odds}. According to studies, they care little about actual teams and tend only to have a ``favorite'' team if it wins money for them. To do so, to ``win'' money for the bettor, the team {need not win} its games, only ``beat the point spread,'' to lose by fewer points than the odds had predicted. In the end, the sports gambler gets his {fix} from the thrill of putting himself at the {mercy of the gods of Fate}. He may pretend that there is science to what he does, that there is a ``system'' by which one carefully places his or her bets to beat the ``odds.'' But any gambler knows that what drives him to continue to bet is the sensation that when one has won, that he has somehow defeated the gods of Fate. Figures show that the number of people afflicted with the {sports gambling neurosis}, a variant of the overall sports neurosis, is growing. While some government officials profess concern about this, the fact is that it is the government itself which is increasingly directly sponsoring the growth of sports gambling. Several states, such as Washington, have now legalized betting point spreads on football and other games; it is justified as a means to generate revenue, with the argument being that if the state didn't tap the gambling cash flow, the monies would simply be bet elsewhere. Some preliminary studies have revealed, however, that well-advertised, state-sponsored sports betting {encourages} gambling among people {who would not have thought to bet otherwise}. Learning to `Root' This leads us back to a discussion of {who} is responsible for the growth of the mind-destroying sports addiction in the United States and the role that television has played in that process. As we have shown, before the advent of television, there was only one truly national sport, baseball, and its brainwashing effect on the population was limited. Not surprisingly, it was found in that pre-television period that sports fanaticism within a given population was dependent on the ability to attend games, be they at a ``major league'' or ``minor league'' level. The highest-penetration mass media of the time, radio, provided a means to maintain fan interest when it was impossible to attend games, but the effectiveness of that medium in promoting fanaticism depended upon the {possibility} of attendance at games. This brings us to an important observation about how the brainwashing process works. The process by which someone becomes an obsessive sports fanatic is culturally learned. You are taught by American culture how to {root}, how to respond to the {cues} that bring forth the {emotional, infantile} responses from the individual. A few decades back, I was in attendance at a Mets game at the old Polo Grounds in New York. By baseball standards, it was an ``exciting'' game, with the cheering crowd very much ``into'' the events on the field. I couldn't help notice one fellow in our section of the stands who seemed quite ``out of it.'' He sat in silence as fans all around him rose to cheer a home run by the home team. At first, I thought he was rooting for the other team. Then, I saw him sit in the same stoney silence when they, too, hit a home run. I decided to ask him if something were wrong. ``I'm from England, you see,'' he said. ``I thought if I read some books about your baseball, I could follow what was happening. But I just can't get what you chaps are all so thrilled about.'' Such examples tend to disprove LeBon's contention that crowd behavior is based on what he called {contagion}, or simple ``copy cat'' type responses to what fellow crowd members were doing. Freud's observation that a crowd must be {cued} to respond to events, or directed by a {leader} is more to the point. The baseball crowd is {culturally led}, conditioned by a mass sports culture to make the ``proper'' infantile emotional responses to the events on the playing field. The Englishman, whom I learned was quite a sports fanatic within his own culture--cricket and soccer were his obsessions--was completely ``lost,'' looking for {cues} in baseball. The {intensity} of a person's connection to the sports experience--{how deeply you are addicted}--has some relationship to a {visual} experience, not just reading about them or listening to radio broadcasts. Stated another way, {spectator sports must be watched to ``hook'' you}. The more you watch, the more intensely you become hooked, the more infantile your potential responses, and the more impaired your creative reasoning powers, for the reasons previously discussed. Television provides the perfect vehicle for the mass promotion of spectator sports brainwashing. It fixates the mind on the images on the {playing field}, totally immersing the brainwash victim in the sports experience. As studies done by media analysts have shown, television recreates the excitement of being at the event, while it is happening, establishing an identity between all those who are watching and all those present in the stands, in a way that even the most skilled radio sports announcers could only approximate. Think for a moment about how you learned to root for a sports team. Isn't it true that your first memory of spectator sports is watching a game with your father or brother? You learned that it was alright to respond emotionally to what you saw at the stadium or on the screen. You followed the {infantile} behavior of your elders in rooting for your team. Isn't it also true that among your first discussions about seemingly adult events centered on the exploits of one of those teams that your brothers, sisters, or parents were interested in? This pattern of behavior is true even for areas where in-person attendance is not possible or only possible in a very limited way. It is true because of the widespread availability of spectator sports on {television}. Who Controls Your Pusher? As we have shown elsewhere, everything that you see and have seen on television is a result of decisions by a small elite. This elite controls the major television networks, the cable channels and the major production studios. This elite is in turn controlled, both directly and indirectly, by oligarchical banking and financial interests centered in New York, London, and similiar financial centers. These are the people who deploy the brainwashers at such places as the Tavistock Institute and the networks of the Frankfurt School. They were patrons and promoters of such people as Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung, and were ultimately responsible for putting Hitler into power. As we have shown, they have promoted {television} as their principal means of mass-brainwashing control. It is this {oligarchical elite} who have sanctioned the massive proliferation and promotion of spectator sports on television to brainwash you, in much the same way that their factional ancestors used the {Roman spectacles}, with their gladiator and other sports competitions, to control the masses. With the approval of this elite, billions of dollars in television money was channeled into the promotion and expansion of the National Football League (NFL), the National Basketball Association (NBA) and the National Hockey League (NHL), as well as major league baseball. Starting in the late 1940s and continuing through much of the 1950s, sports programming on television represented the single largest block of any programming type, enabling sports to achieve a saturation of the population as had never occurred before in history. The sports teams themselves, until the most recent period, were owned by powerful families, many of whom had connections to either the {oligarchical elite} itself or to organized crime networks, sanctioned and controlled by this oligarchy and the organized crime-linked Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith (ADL). The Mara family--which owns football's New York Giants--and the Yawkey family--which owns baseball's Boston Red Sox--are examples of this. Sports teams were often passed on as possessions from one generation to the next in these families, much as the oligarchs transfer their other possessions. In the beginning, much of the money came from brewery-linked interests, who were in turn connected to criminal organizations during the Prohibition period, such as the Rupert interests that formerly owned the New York Yankees. Some of these ``beer'' connections remain today, for example between the Busch family and baseball's St. Louis Cardinals. In the more recent period, there has been a growing interlock with interests associated with Dope, Inc. and its propaganda and defense arm, the networks of the ADL. Often these interests are included within financial groupings that own teams; for example, George Bush's family involvement in the Texas Rangers baseball team. Occasionally, they appear undisguised, as in the form of organized-crime-connected George Steinbrenner, the once and future owner of the Yankees. Overlap With Media Elites There is now also a direct overlap between media and sports elites. One example is television mogul Ted Turner, the owner of Cable News Network and the Atlanta Braves. Another example is Time/Warner's ownership of Madison Square Garden, along with the New York Rangers hockey team, the New York Knicks basketball team, and the MSG sports cable network. At the behest of the oligarchs who control our political establishment, professional sports has been given important exemptions from anti-trust provisions, enabling the major sports teams collectively to operate {as if they were a trust}, in the worst robber-baron tradition of that term. Sports team management rigs ticket prices, establishes television contracts, sets salary and compensation rates, etc. This has created a pool of {billions of dollars} for the massive promotion of the nation's sports addiction; as is usually the case with mass addictions, the {addicts}--the sports fanatics themselves--fund both the profit and the expansion of their own addiction. At this point, sales within the U.S. economy alone related to consumer {sports purchases}--tickets, equipment, cable services, literature, but excluding the costs of the salaries of players, television contracts--are estimated in the {several hundreds of billions of dollars} annually. Getting Your Daily Fix If sports are a mind-destroying addiction, then television is your {main pusher}. It is the principal means by which the majority of the nation's sports addicts get their {daily fix}. On any given day, no matter what the season, there will be approximately 30 million {different} sets tuned to sporting events, according to an industry study. Obviously, on certain days, with ``special'' games like the World Series or basketball playoffs, those numbers will double, triple, or even quadruple. For an event like the Superbowl, the figure might go higher still. While early television sports programming helped expand interest in mass spectator sports, it also helped {hook} our population on habituated television viewing. In the early 1950s, when Americans first bought television sets in large numbers, more than half the purchasers listed {sports programming} as their main reason for the purchase. That was not surprising: More than 30 percent of all people buying newspapers say that they do so for the sports pages and well more than half say that they read the sports pages first and longer than any other section of the paper. The sports seasons are to be compared to a {serialized story}, whose conclusion is unknown, lasting over a period of several months. Thus, each sports contest has a {past}, a history that involves the teams in the event and their records and deeds prior to the game. It has a {present}, in the events of the game itself. And, it has an {anticipated future}, the implication being that even though the result of a particular contest might be final, the outcome of the season, as a whole, remains in doubt. When the season concludes, there is always next season: ``Wait 'til next year'' is the refrain of the fans of losing teams. A variant of that for a person who roots for {many} teams in the same area, is ``Wait 'til {the} next season,'' when he hopes that a team in another sport will do better than the one that has just ``failed'' him. In this way, the viewer is {programmed} to move from game to game, from season to season, without leaving his couch. Sports contests, especially major sports contests, are thus the perfect {soap opera television serial} and as such encourage habituated viewing. It should not surprise anyone that the brainwashers who profiled response to television knew this from their earliest studies. None of this would work if television couldn't bring the mass-brainwashing experience to the subject in an effective way. The television camera limits the field of view. It can create isolation from the common crowd experience described by Freud and others in his mass psychology. Early television, while capturing the excitement of seeing a sports event as it was happening, often underplayed the sense that millions were watching as the viewer was watching. In part, this was because of the limits of the new technology: The single camera tended to fixate on the prime point of action in each game and the crowd miking was poor. In part, it was because early announcers tended to chatter too much. Having come from a radio experience, they described the events on the field, thus duplicating what the camera could see. Much of this has since been corrected, from the brainwashers' standpoint. New camera technology has made available an explosion of {viewpoints} of each game, with the development of slow-motion instant replay and multiple camera angles. The first games featured a single camera; Now there might be as many as 10-15 at a single football game for example. Crowd miking and modern sound mixing bring the action closer to realism and directly into your living room. And importantly, the improvement in the quality and size of the images on your screen draws the mind deeper into the audiovisual event. There are still some problems with announcers and commentators, who, from the brainwashers' standpoint, don't know when to allow the images and sounds from the {playing fields} to speak for themselves. The balance is still being ``fine tuned,'' so to speak. If the mix still offends the true sports fanatic, there is always the mute button on the remote control. Roone Arledge, the former head of ABC-TV Sports, and the man who developed the format for ``Monday Night Football,'' talks about sports programming needing to capture the full sense of the ``spectacle.'' The idea, he says, is ``not to bring the game to the viewer, but to bring the viewer to the game.'' There are variations on that theme but the concept is the same: You must {grab the mind of the fan} and then hold it within the fantasy world being projected on the screen. If successful, your efforts will succeed because the {infantile emotional connection} to the event will be made by the viewer: He will get his {fix}. By the way, Arledge no longer heads ABC Sports: He now heads ABC News! And Now to the Videotape Before we move on to the last section of our report, we should make some observations on the role of television news in promoting your sports addiction. The sports slot is usually the longest single slot in the local evening news program. It features highlights of the local teams' games, as well as highlights from other games of sports in season. According to profiling information, the local sportscast is most often given as a reason for watching a particular station's local news programming. Such surveys found that viewers cared most strongly about how their sports news was reported. In addition, while, as we have reported elsewhere, viewers had trouble remembering details of news stories reported, studies have also shown that most sports fans {will remember the major sports story of a given night}. They will also remember the scores of their team's games. In large part, this is because much of the language of sports is {numbers}, and the {scores} are the major content of sports news programming. Sports addicts are like idiot savants; they have a surprising memory for otherwise useless numbers. The more television gives them such numbers, the more they will clutter their minds with them, and the less they will be able to exercise their power of reason. Instead, they will use them to communicate the next day with their fellow brainwash victims: ``Hey, did you see McGuire's 40th homer on the news last night? 475 feet over the left field wall. Some shot, huh?'' ``I know how to make everyone go crazy, completely nuts,'' the brainwasher Hal Becker said a while back. ``Just have a phony highlight tape of a big football game. It's easy to do. Then run the wrong score. People will go crazy. They won't be able to figure out what happened. They need the television sports news to {confirm} the results of what they saw with their own eyes in the afternoon. If they don't match, they'll go into a loop.''