This file is actually a -500k+- epic FWLSian adventure, so I really suggest
that you transfer this sucker before reading, unless you're a gopher wiz
who knows how to skip around huge files and place bookmarks and the like.

In the FWLS timeline, this one takes place BEFORE any other story.

  - Stefan "Twoflower" Gagne
    gagne@locust.cic.net