(vee-pee) version 3.11 - Now with 50% more filler...
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Vicious Propaganda Presents:

(vee-pee) version 3.11 - Too late for it's own damn good...

Fear And Loathing In Orange County
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Hey now you silly fucks... b hath returned from the great beyond to bring
you another half-assed, late, completely retarded and utterly useless
issue of (vee-pee).  Anyways, as of (vee-pee) version 4.01, we'll become a
strictly bi-monthly publication.  This decision lays heavily upon my
shoulders, but I can't go and release an issue every month until I get a
better reader base and a better submission base.  It just feels like I've
been putting too much of myself into this mag and getting nothing.
However, with this newfound resource of time the website shall be kickin'
by Febuary at the latest.  I've been putting in time and a half on the
website.  It's newest incarnation can be found at http://vee-pee.base.org/
if you really care to check it out.  Also, the newest issue of (vee-pee)
will be posted the second it comes out at http://modem-slut.base.org/.
Truthfully all the base.org accounts are simply bounce scripts.  Since
I've been in the process of moving around quite a bit lately I set up an
account with the nifty people at ml.org (Monolith) so you can get
(vee-pee) whenever your heart desires.

Currently, I've been doing some work for System Failure and Digital News
Associates in the article department...  Not to mention the fact that the
PLA Southern California website will be back up soon in coming weeks.
That's right, good old b187's bitten off more than he can chew again.
Fuck it.  I'll get along somehow.

Anyways, what does this new upcoming bi-monthly schedule mean to you the
reader?  It means that every issue of (vee-pee) that comes out in the
following months will be jam packed with 50% more filler and 75% less
brain cells.  That's right, (vee-pee)'s getting dumber and bigger.  Just
like a jock...  Ph34r 0ur 0-d4y ski11z!

Here's the tenative release schedule for (vee-pee) in months to come:

version (ish' number)           release date
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3.12 (christmas ish')           december 13, 1997
4.01 (crappy new years!)        january 13, 1998
4.02                            march 13, 1998
4.03                            may 13, 1998
4.04 (special defcon edition)   july 13, 1998
4.05 (back to school ish')      september 13, 1998
4.06 (sappy holidays!)          november 13, 1998

And that ought to do ya' till at least 1999.  Sure, the issues are spread
out even more, but this gives me more time to slack off and wait till the
last minute...

Before I forget, as of the first of the year we're also going to handle a
lot more L.A. and Orange County material.  Don't worry if you live out in
Alaska and look forward to our idocy and not our "territory talk"...
There'll still be plenty more moronic writings for everone.  There ought
to be a nifty guide on where to get laid in Knott's Berry Farm (bring your
own slut...) and so much more useless junk in coming months...  ph34r!

-b