Vicious Propaganda ver 3.07 To: All (vee-pee) readers From: b187 Subject: The Lost Issue Of (vee-pee) Whattup party people? I know that this issue is way late and I apologize for that. However the issue that was supposed to be out by DEFCON V, got shitcanned. I hit so many hurdles and obstacles on the way that I really just trashed it all together. In fact (vee-pee) 3.07 shouldn't exist... But because I love you all, expect a packet out in a couple of days containing scans of the whole fucking issue. Sound like an idea? ver3.08 should be out by mid August, which at the time of writing this is only a week or two away. It proves to be a bitchin' read. I can't share what exactly it'll be about, but it's gonna be some funny shit. However, I guess I'll drop my little review of DEFCON (Everyone's a fucking critic aren't they?). -b B187's DEFCON V Review ====================== Friday Fullerton, CA 3:00 pm After wating for Arclight to show up at his house, his mom invites me inside. "Show up at three," he said... "We're gonna be leaving exactly at three." Fullerton, CA 6:00 pm After washing Arclight's Bronco, waiting for Vandal, Phax, Queeg, and some other non-computer geek people, figuring out who would ride in what car and other stuff, we leave. Fullerton, CA 6:05 pm danoZANO, Cal, Arclight and I, rather pissed off about waiting for Queeg, Vandal and Phax (w/ girlfriend in tow) stop at Ralph's (*plug*) supermarket so we can wait for the people in the "Queegmobile" to get cash. After waiting for about 15 minutes, we all leave for Vegas (fucking finally...) I'll skip most of the details of the road trip... We got to see a wreck that made Cal ill; Ate at In-N-Out; Stopped at Baker to see the "World's Largest Thermometer" and get gas; and Queeg making an ass out of himself on the CB. Saturday City Of Sin, NV We arrive in Vegas about 12:30 (thanks to all our stopovers...) and check into the Motel (In which I never once crashed that weekend...) 1:00 hit when we got Dinner at Denny's with Angel and Rich. danoZANO carved up my .357 water pistol into "The (vee-pee) Squirtgun of Annoyance". I ate... I got gas... After we got some food and I dragged the GTE door into Angel's room, everyone went their seperate ways. I looked at the free pr0n fliers, scanned the Alladin for security holes, and walked around Vegas till the buttcrack of dawn. I ran into Rich in the lobby and I watched him play some Quarter and Nickel slots (He blew his fucking money...). After that, I ran into Angel and grabbed some breakfast at the Aladin bufet. I must say, that buffet had the world's shittiest food. And talk about greasy... Ugh... While waiting for the doors to open to the con floor, I got in an argument about "Why Disney sucks" and almost pulled a Shipley. I can't help it if I work at Knott's... Oh, yeah... I ran into LogicBox and Colleen Card in the "net.room" at the System Failure table. What can I say? I'm simply in love with Colleen... The only speech I caught happened to be the cDc one... It was phat. I cheered on AJ as he introduced the cDc. AJ Reznor, you're my hero... I hung around for a while and talked with a shitload of people. Just so they don't feel left out, I'll mention them here: Xor (Thanks for the beer...) MySTiK Griffer (Who let me borrow his lineman's handset...) Wyldman noid (You look slick in a suit, then again you stick out like a sore thumb...) Rancid Drkcactus (No, my IP spoofing technique is too 31i73 for you to learn...) el_jefe (who tried to kick my ass...) Vanna Vinyl (Who looks hot... Sorry noid... She does...) Dark Tangent Big Brother (Pippy Wrongstocking strikes again...) Every hacker must have taken a picture of me with the GTE door... Then again every fed must have too... I got a big applause, and I just carried the door into the con room... I got free beer and dinner because of that... I gotta carry GTE doors with me more places, eh? I witnesed several people making the flier for the stripper party that was at the gay bar. I passed some of the fliers out and got a good response from them. I heard that many people ended up going. If you're man enough to admit you went, then I laugh at your sorry ass... noid got cold busted, so we had to hang in Shadowvex's room and drink beer. I had me a Mickey's 40 and watched noid get some henna art from danoZANO. I played a little Wipeout XL on the Playstation and crashed out on the floor. Sunday The next thing I remembered I woke up in a room surrounded by women's underwear... I was in another room, and I had no recolection of how I og there. The con was turning out to be fun. I left before I could find out who my roommate was... Oh well... Maybe there'll be a little B187 bouncing around the con next year... I hope not. Anyways, I went back to the con, won a Commie 128, and a 1200 baud modem. I loaded up all my shit in Arclight's Bronco, and ate brunch with Dark Tangent, noid, Vanna Vinyl, Cal and a couple of other people. It was about 5:00 when Arclight, Cal, danoZANO and I left. We talked about many interesting things such as bondage, t-shirt ideas for (vee-pee), that picture of se7en I got playing Time Crisis, lubricants, and spanking... All in all an enriching conversation. DEFCON V was fun. I didn't spend much time on the con floor, but I made some invaluable friends, and now I have a mental picture of Colleen to masturbate to... -b B187's DEFCON V Stats ===================== Hours slept: 4 Beers consumed: 46 (roughly...) Times I had to *ahem* "think about" Colleen Card: 7 Rooms hung out in: 8 Plates of buffet food consumed: 10 Times I mentioned going to Fatburger: 40 something Times I actually went to Fatburger: 1 Number of speeches heard: 1 Hours spent at the System Failure/PLA table: 27 Times showered: 2 (That explains the funny smell doesn't it?) Times I plugged (vee-pee): 487 (rough estimate)